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News Person: *interviewing Leo* every night in providence, RI, skyscrapers, tugboats, hotels, and police cars flash and blink their lights on and off at 8:30 to tell the children's hospitals goodnight. what do you think about that?
Leo: wholesome till the f*cking epileptic kids see it
Rue
Percy: Octavian said I'd "rue the day"
Jason: what does "rue" mean?
Percy: I don't know!
Percy: *after asking Annabeth* roux: a mixture of fat and flour used to make sauces and soups
Jason: Octavian called you a fat flower?
NaVy RuLeS
Annabeth: NAVY RULES VALDEZ! ON MY SHIP YOU FOLLOW MY RULES!
Leo: last I checked I built the boat
Annabeth: YES! thank you for building MY boat!
explain
Chiron: explain you three
Annabeth: Percy
Grover: Percy
Percy: Percy
Chiron: ...
Percy: ...
Percy: damn
Annabeth, Hazle, and Piper, what do you think of the Hunters of Artemis?
Annabeth: they are SO cool! don't you think guys? *winks suspiciously*
Piper: *nodding like crazy* oh yes! they are incredible!
Hazel: that absolute best! in fact..
All three: we've been thinking about joining!
Boys: *Breaks through wall screaming*
Frank: *turns into a bear and guards Hazel* NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
Jason: *uses lighting and runs to Piper* YOU CAN'T TAKE HER! SHE'S MINE!- well she is her own person and can make her own decisions- BUT NO! NO! NO!
Percy: *using water to put Annabeth in a water bubble and getting ready to"blood bend" if needed* GET THE F*CK AWAY FROM HER!
Nico: *walks in* you're all stupid.. this is obviously a prank..
Reyna: *runs in after him* you ruined it!
Thalia: *runs in* jerk!
Artemis: well actually I do think Hazel would make a great hunter-
Nico: *puts a sword under her neck* don't you dare take another sister from me.
Everyone: *gasps*
Will: *runs in, tackling Nico* WHAT IN YOUR FATHER'S NAME ARE YOU DOING?! YOU COULD GET KILLED! NOW GO SPEND FIVE DAYS IN THE INFIRMARY! DOCTORS ORDERS! NO OBJECTIONS! GET OUT OF HERE! GODS NICO YOU'RE SO DENSE!
Artemis: mabey will should be a Hunter...
(yes I did steal this one and a few others I just thought you might like it)
Permission
Percy: so- uh... Mr. Chase.. I've been dating Annabeth for a while now and I was thinking about proposing soon..
Mr. Chase: *chuckles* and you came to ask for my permission, huh?
Percy: I- uh... was actually wondering if you know how I could ask Athena without dying..
Mr. Chase: ....
Mr. Chase: you're on your own there bud
How Percy Jackson and Harry Potter are similar
they both seemed fluffy and innocent in the beginning and now everyone is dying and the world is on F*CKING FIRE!
YOU ARE READING
A MIX OF PJO MEMES!
Acakthere will be a few memes on this, and when I say that it's more like a head cannon but whatever
