Nico and Will for no reason
Nico: you see I just figured out I had a sword
Nico: so I don't have to use my abilities and pass out every time I use them
Will: ....let me get this straight.. you just figured out you had a sword?!
Nico: but you're not straight....
Will: NICO!
Just- why?
Piper: LEO! STOP TEACHING MY DAUGHTER TO SAY "LEO IS HOT STUFF"!
Leo: it defines who I am!
YES!
Harry Potter fans: I want to go to hogwarts!
Percy Jackson fans: I want to go to Camp Half-Blood!
Narnia fans: I want to go to Narnia!
Hunger Games fans: I'm good...
in court for killing Octavian
Percy: and I'd do it again!
Annabeth: *has a PowerPoint on how she could not have done it*
Jason: I didn't do it! trust me!
Nico: I am literally a neurodivergent minor
Hazel: I didn't like the guy but murder? I may be Pluto's daughter but that's a new low
Frank: take me to jail! even for the rest of the crimes i haven't committed!
Reyna: worth it
Leo and Piper: *currently on the run*
Conner and Travis Stoll trying to be annoying to Annabeth
Conner: Oh wow! looking good, Chase. foxy ma.
Annabeth: go rot in hell
Travis: stay foxy *winks*
Annabeth: die lonely
Cabin check!
Chiron: we will be doing a cabin check do make sure that there are no unlicensed weapons in the cabins
Annabeth: okay
Piper: alright
Ares cabin: *quiet*
Clarise: will they be checking our desks?
Clarise: because someone left a bunch of swords in my desk
Mark: me too..
Ellis: yeah.. same
Area 51
Percy, Leo, Frank, Piper, Hazel, Jason, Reyna, and Thaila: *planning on how to break into area 51 and free the aliens*
Annabeth: *walks in* what are you guys doing?
Percy, Leo, Frank, Piper, Hazel, Jason, Reyna, and Thalia: nothing!
Nico: they are planning on how to free the aliens at area 51..
Annabeth: *sighs* I swear you all have the combined brain power of a half ripped up worm being pecked to death by a mother bird trying to feed its child..
Smad
Chiron: is their a word that is a mix of sad and mad?
Annabeth: Malcontent. Disgruntled
Nico: Miserable. Desolated.
Leo: smad
Mr. D talking to Zeus
Mr. D: they may be brats.. but they're my brats
All of camp half-blood: *standing behind him*
Percy: yeah!
*exaggerated sigh*
Monster: give me all of your money if you want to live!
Frank: bold of you to assume I have money
Magnus: bold of you to assume I'm alive
Percy and Nico: bold of you to assume I want to live
Chiron: NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR YOUR CRAP-
damn..
Will: *trying to get answers out of Nico* who's your crush?
Nico: *not even looking up from his notebook* the only crush I have is crushing anxiety..
we all know this is real
Annabeth: if you had a shot for every bad decision you make would you still be sober?
Jason: yes
Will: mabey a little tipsy..
Leo: wasted..
Percy: *lip smack* dead
YOU ARE READING
A MIX OF PJO MEMES!
Rastgelethere will be a few memes on this, and when I say that it's more like a head cannon but whatever
