Part 7

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Alex the ✨slayer✨

Sam: when boys smile, I die

Alex: when boys die, I smile

Sam: ....

Sam: oh...


Hades deserves a gold star for Parenting

Nico: is there alcohol in this?

Persephone: what?! OF COURSE NOT! what kind of parents do you think we are?!

Hades: why? do you want some? because if you did drink I'd prefer if you did it in the house.


death doesn't do us apart

Will: if I died, would you miss me?

Nico: its cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship.


he likes me, I hate him, oops! I caught feelings!

Alex: *glaring at Magnus from across the room* I want to  go over there kiss him

Sam: .....

Alex: how can I kiss him without letting him know I like him?

*insert chapter where she kisses him in the freezing cold because she didn't want to die without kissing him first*


POV: everyone when the see the Big Banana

Everyone: *screaming* MY EYES!

Magnus: *embarrassed and mad*  SHUT UP!


learn sign language, b*tch

Hearth: *roasting the f*ck out of Thor at every corner, making fun of him, cussing him out, roasting him, and honestly being a Percy*

Thor: yes Mr. Elf you are 100% correct!



best 3 quotes in the whole Magnus Chase series

"Stupid Hotel wouldn't even let me properly vandalize things"-Magnus

"'Maybe your name should be Jack a-' 'That's perfect! Jack!'"-Jack and Mangus (yes I know this isn't exact but it is still good)

"'You are a strange person...' 'I prefer the term, ✨fabulously weird✨'"-Magnus and Alex


Poor Reyna

Reyna: every talk I have with you guys it gets even weirder

Percy: you say "you people" like you aren't part of the group. I've got news for you sweetie, you're already on the christmas card


Jack meaning Riptide

Magnus: So is this the famous riptide

Percy: yeah, he's helped me through lots of battles-

Jack: HER!

Percy: *jaw drops*

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