Alex the ✨slayer✨
Sam: when boys smile, I die
Alex: when boys die, I smile
Sam: ....
Sam: oh...
Hades deserves a gold star for Parenting
Nico: is there alcohol in this?
Persephone: what?! OF COURSE NOT! what kind of parents do you think we are?!
Hades: why? do you want some? because if you did drink I'd prefer if you did it in the house.
death doesn't do us apart
Will: if I died, would you miss me?
Nico: its cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship.
he likes me, I hate him, oops! I caught feelings!
Alex: *glaring at Magnus from across the room* I want to go over there kiss him
Sam: .....
Alex: how can I kiss him without letting him know I like him?
*insert chapter where she kisses him in the freezing cold because she didn't want to die without kissing him first*
POV: everyone when the see the Big Banana
Everyone: *screaming* MY EYES!
Magnus: *embarrassed and mad* SHUT UP!
learn sign language, b*tch
Hearth: *roasting the f*ck out of Thor at every corner, making fun of him, cussing him out, roasting him, and honestly being a Percy*
Thor: yes Mr. Elf you are 100% correct!
best 3 quotes in the whole Magnus Chase series
"Stupid Hotel wouldn't even let me properly vandalize things"-Magnus
"'Maybe your name should be Jack a-' 'That's perfect! Jack!'"-Jack and Mangus (yes I know this isn't exact but it is still good)
"'You are a strange person...' 'I prefer the term, ✨fabulously weird✨'"-Magnus and Alex
Poor Reyna
Reyna: every talk I have with you guys it gets even weirder
Percy: you say "you people" like you aren't part of the group. I've got news for you sweetie, you're already on the christmas card
Jack meaning Riptide
Magnus: So is this the famous riptide
Percy: yeah, he's helped me through lots of battles-
Jack: HER!
Percy: *jaw drops*
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A MIX OF PJO MEMES!
Randomthere will be a few memes on this, and when I say that it's more like a head cannon but whatever
