Sally is asking Percy questions for inspiration on her book
Sally: okay, what voices to fish talk in
Percy: it's like a human really
Sally: *writes it down* okay.. what was it like in tartarus?
Percy: *gets a dead look in his eyes* every minute of it was hell (PUN INTENDED)
Mr. D finishes his punishment and doesn't have to work at camp anymore
Mr. D: *talking to Hades*
Hades: what is the worst thing you have experienced?
Mr. D: I worked at a Camp for 50 years, so not only have I been through hell, I was the director there.
Luke when he faces Percy again
Luke: The day that you, Grover, and Annabeth went into the Underworld, almost lost your lives and couldn't have saved your mom must have been a very traumatic day for you.
Luke: for me it was a mere Tuesday
Magnus and Alex for no reason whatsoever
Alex: *looking through Randolph's library* a bit heavy on the dead white males for my taste..
Magnus: I'm a dead white male
Halfborn being a half-witted fool
Halfborn: *talking to Mallory* what would you give me if I got this jelly bean in your cleavage?
Mallory: a concussion
"Nothing in life is free"
Percy: life is free
Jason: adventure is free
Carter: knowledge is free
Magnus: everything is free if you take it without paying
My two favorite people being each other's favorite people
Blitzen: *about to get hurt*
Hearth: *pulls out his rune bag and uses all of them at once*
NOW THIS
Hearth: *about to get hurt*
Blitzen: *pulls out his fashionable chainmail bow tie, wraps it around his fist, and starts destroying a bunch of mummys (YES THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED!)*
Leo and Percy being their strange selves
Leo: *intense thinking*
Percy: *walks into the room to see him staring off into the difference* what's up?
Leo: if you can control water can you control blood?
Percy and Leo: *intense thinking*
Connor and Travis to Luke in the war
Travis: I thought we were friends!
Connor: what are you doing?!
Luke: isn't it obvious?
Luke: I'm becoming an only child!
Chiron to Percy and Annabeth after the war with Gaea and Tartarus
Chiron: so far today
Chiron: and it's not even 2:00 yet,
Chiron: you have had 12 panic attacks
Chiron: 43 mental breakdowns
Chiron: and have destroyed 7 water lines
Real
Jason: I live for adventure
Annabeth: I live for my dreams
Percy: I live for two reasons
Percy: I was born
Percy: and I haven't died yet
PT 2 COMING SOON!
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A MIX OF PJO MEMES!
Aléatoirethere will be a few memes on this, and when I say that it's more like a head cannon but whatever
