Ranboo: When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart I think it's so romantic. Two lovers on a date... one of them carrying a knife for some reason.
Willow: I wanna sleep for 40 hours.
Ranboo: You know that's called a coma, right?
Willow:
Willow: That sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now.
Karl, talking to Ranboo: They're trying to lure me into a false sense of security! Well, joke's on them! I've never been secure in my life! And I'm not about to start now!
Karl, with his hands cupped over each other: I found a cool spider!
Ranboo: Oh? Lemme see!
Karl, opening his hands to see nothing there: ...hm.
The Author: ...where's the spider.
Karl: *looks troubled and stares at his hands*
Ranboo: Oh no.
The Author: KARL, WHERE'S THE SPIDER?!
Quackity: I just watched Karl jump off of a spinning chair. Luckily, they weren't hurt that badly. But the whole time, Ranboo was screaming for help, which caused The Author to run in to help Karl. Just note that all of this happened in the span of six minutes.
Karl: Do you ever wonder why you're still single?
Sapnap, eating mayonnaise straight out of the jar with a spoon: Yeah... I mean, I'm perfect! Who wouldn't want to date me?
Karl, sighing: I can name a few people...
Sapnap: Can you be serious for five minutes?
The Author: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
Willow: Why am I not the protagonist of an amazing story...?
Ranboo: You are, though - it's called "your life."
Willow: Shut the fuck up, I wanna struggle fighting demons not struggle with getting out of bed every day.
Ranboo: But those are your demons.
Willow: ...
Willow: I am hereby naming you as the antagonist and now it is my sole job to find you and hit you in the face with a chair for that bitch-ass comment you just made.
Ranboo: Where's Xornoth?
Karl: Doing stuff.
Ranboo: I don't like the sound of that. Where's Willow?
Karl: Trying to stop Xornoth from doing the stuff.
Ranboo: And Sapnap?
Karl: Trying to stop Willow from stopping Xornoth from doing the stuff.
Ranboo: I see. And what are you doing here, Karl?
Karl: I'm supposed to stop you from stopping Sapnap from stopping Willow from stopping Xornoth from doing the stuff.
Tubbo: We might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city.
Ranboo: Well, that was entirely predictable.
Tubbo: One of them punched a gang member.
Ranboo: Xornoth?
Tubbo: Willow, actually.
Ranboo: Oh, that was going to be my second guess.
Sapnap, to the WTF's: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
*silence*
Sapnap: Damn, y'all depressed as fuck!
Willow: You didn't clap either-
Sapnap: SHUT UP!
The Author: I have a new hoodie.
Willow: Wrong.
Willow: We have a new hoodie.
Ranboo: We need a plan to beat them.
Willow: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food.
Ranboo:
Willow: Judge me all you want, I get results.
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Incorrect Quotes
FanfictionThis is basically just a big Incorrect Quotes book about the fandoms @MultiFandomFox (or me) is in. it will probably be mostly MCYT, tbh... but I hope you enjoy! It may hold quite a bit of my AU's, but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it. &l...
