As asked by Alexatheturtle I shall now do a chapter about what the kidnapped Monthies are doing!
"GIMME MAH SMASH! I WANT MAH 3DS XL, AND I DEMAND A LAWYER IF I DO NOT GET IT!" May screamed.
"I want my candy..." October curled up in a ball and cried. "Where are my sour pops... I want my sour pops..."
"OH MAH GOD, I SMELL LIKE SOMETHING DIED!" Whined April. "I WANT MY WALK IN CLOSET!"
"Would you shut up already!?" Myz screamed.
The Monthies eyed him down. "NO!" They yelled.
"What else do you want me to do? Instead of having you all tied up, I put you in a jail cell all together!" Myz rolled his eyes. "You're lucky I even did that."
"What do you intend to do with us all anyway?" December asked.
"Not telling." Myz stated.
"Oh, then we'll just have to ANNOY it out of you." July grinned devilishly.
She looked at her fellow months and nodded. They all took a deep breath all at the same time.
"I WANT MY BAKING SUPPLIES!" November screamed at the top of her lungs.
"I WANT MY SKATEBOARD!" June followed.
"I WANY MY SWEATERS!" December cried.
"I WANT MY AMERICAN FLAG!" July complained.
"THIS IS MY ANSWER! NO, NO, NO, AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN AMERICAN!" Myz yelled back.
All of the Monthies took a deep breath again.
"I WANT MY HOT CHOCOLATE!" January whined.
"I WANT MY CUTE LITTLE PUGS, FRENCH BULLDOGS, AND BEAGLES!" August added.
"I WANT MY CARAMEL SQUARES!" October winced.
"I WANT MY STILETTOS!" April hollered.
"I WANT MY MINECRAFT!" May howled.
"I WANT MY YOSHI-POO!" February bellowed.
September's head was hung. She was deadly silent. Her long chestnut hair covered her face. Her red necktie started to remind them all of blood. Her gray cardigan looked as if it were about to burst in flames. They knew something was wrong because September was usually their playful, nerdy, cute bookworm.
"WATCH OUT! SEPTEMBER IS ABOUT TO GO HULK MODE ON MYZ!!!" January cried.
"TAKE COVER!" June yelped.
The Monthies huddled in a corner, as far from September as they could get.
"Ah, good. September a nice girl, so she won't annoy me." Myz sighed.
"Or will I." September loomed with a completely unfamiliar demonic voice.
"Ack." Myz gulped.
September floated up. She snapped the sharp, deadly, golden cell bars with her index finger. September levitated herself to Myz and held out her hand. (Kinda like Darth Vader) Her deadly force lifted Myz up by his neck.
"UWAAAAH!" Myz cried. "HALP MEEEE!"
Get ready because September's dialogue will literally send shivers down your spine... Or make you laugh hysterically. Either one works.
"Myz. You have taken the very thing that keeps me sane with these crap bags I call months. Do you know what that thing is?''
"What?" Myz winced.
"Books. DOES IT LOOK LIKE I AM AT CAMP HALF BLOOD!? NO! DOES IT LOOK LIKE I AM AT HOGWARTS!? NO! DOES IT LOOK LIKE I AM IN NARNIA!? NO! AND I SWEAR, IF YOU EVEN MENTION MY SACRED IF YOU GIVE A DOG A DOUGHNUT BOOK, I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL AND TURN IT INTO A GOURMET FEAST! TELL ME THIS, MYZ. DOES IT LOOK LIKE I AM SOLVING CRIME CASES WITH HOLMES?"
"N-No..." Myz whispered.
"THEN GO GET ME MY BOOKS! AND IF YOU DON'T BRING MY ONE PIECE TOO, YOU'RE GOING TO HELL, BUDDY."
"Y-YES!" Myz cried and ran off.
"Well, that's all settled!" September turned around and smiled a cute smile to the Monthies.
"You think we're crap bags?" July asked.
"Yeah. Who wouldn't?" September giggled. "Now, who wants to play with Myz's big green orb that watches March?"
"I do!" The Monthies giggled like little kids.
"What happens if I do this?" May said. She she reached out her finger and poked March.
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"Ack." March shivered.
"What?" Lilan asked.
"I felt a chill go down my spine." March quivered.
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"Ooh, what if I do this!" August laughed. She reached out her finger and played with Inferno and March.
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Inferno grabbed March by the waist. They held hands and began to samba.
"What the fudge am I looking at." Cat gaped.
"HELP!" Inferno yelped.
They stopped dancing. March and Inferno wrapped their arms around each other.
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"Hmm, what if I type this in, for them to say!" October mischievously grinned.
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"Oh, March." Inferno said. " I love you."
"Oh, Inferno!" March replied. "Kiss me! Cat, Lilan, Emery, HELP US!"
Inferno and March started making out.
"ERD MER GERD, IT IS HAPPENING! I REPEAT, IT IS HAPPENING!" Emery fangirl screamed.
Cat, Lilan, and Emery started galloping around and flailing their arms. They all choked on air and fainted.
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"Haha, we're jerks." December nodded, satisfied with their work.
There you go Alexatheturtle I made this monstrosity for you. Be sure to check out, okay are you ready, all of these people. This will be a lot:
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March!
FantasyAll of the other Monthies were gone. A mysterious, powerful force abducted the months, but March was the only one to escape quickly. Now, March must obtain eleven soul keys, each one representing the captive months. But when March collects soul keys...
