March!

What Should It Be?

That's a pic of Lilan above. Just letting you know! And yes the problem is solved. Huzzah!
"Eh? What happened?" The no longer orb said.
"GYAAAAAH!?" They screamed.
In front of them was glowing purple mist.
"HOW CAN IT TALK!?" Inferno screamed. "WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH YOUR HUGS, EMERY!?"
"I DUNNO BUT IT WAS JUST SO PRETTY AND I WANTED TO TOUCH IT!" Emery yelled in reply. "And it's still pretty..."
"Ah, so your my master." The mist SOMEHOW said.
Lilan karate chopped at the mist. "HOW CAN YOU SEE EMERY YOU LITTLE RADIOACTIVE DUST PILE!?"
"I dunno. But Emery has clearly claimed me since she showed affection." The mist replied.
"HOW DO YOU KNOW HER NAME!? CAT, GET A VACUUM CLEANER!" March screamed.
"Whoa, whoa, wait." Cat held her hands up. "If she's your master, what is she supposed to do? And why is she now apparently your master?"
"Well, I was just floating around the village waiting for someone to claim me. I just popped into existence and didn't know what to do. And now that's she's my master, she can tell me what she wants me to be and I'll be it." The mist explained.
"OOH, OOH, OOH! CAN YOU BE A BIKINI MODEL!?" Inferno drooled.
March punched him in his spine. "No supermodels." She growled.
"OOH, OOH, OOH! COULD YOU BE A RAINBOW TROUT!?" Cat drooled.
Lilan kicked Cat in the neck. "No grilling." She snapped.
"Then what should I be?" The mist asked.
"Who knows, who cares. Just go, now!" Emery swatted at the mist.
"But I want to stay!" The mist whined.
"Why!?" Emery asked.
"Because you're the only thing I have." The mist complained.
...
"Doodaleedoo, dadileedee!" Myz sang.
September was happily reading If You Take a Mouse to the Movies. October was snarfing down a Twinkie.
"Hey, what's that weird dust?" June asked while she was skateboarding.
"Oh, just my way of bringing them down." Myz grinned.
...
"Uh, fine. What should you be?" Emery mumbled.
Everyone stood and thought.
"Oh, how 'bout it's another guy! I'm the only male here ya know." Inferno offered.
"That's the first smart thing you've said, Ferno! Another guy it is." March nodded.
"Ok mist. Turn onto a guy." Emery ordered.
The mist started to form. It got larger and more solid. A purple light blinded them. The light faded and there stood a guy. And he was hot. Cat literally melted.
"KYAAAAAA!" Lilan and Emery fangirled and drooled.
''Whoa." Emery stood in shock.
The guy (who was once the mist) looked at Emery. He walked up to her.
"Excuse me." The guy said.
"Wha- what? Oh yeah. Yes?" Emery stammered.
"What's my name?" He asked.
"Uwaaaah..." Emery wondered.
Inferno elbowed her in the stomach. "I GET TO CHOOSE! Ah, hmmm. What's a cool name? Rob!"
"Rob?" Lilan asked.
"OH, HELL NO!" Emery punched him. "Your name... March choose a letter."
"Ah, S?" March shrugged.
"A!!" Cat screamed.
"T?" Lilan said.
"O!" Inferno cheered.
"And U. What does that spell? Ah... Satou? What kind of name is that? Oh well. Satou it is." Emery announced.
Satou walked up to Emery and wrapped his arms around her.
"Weh? Wha-wha-!?" Emery stammered.
"I love you, mistress." Satou said. His curly lavender hair and rose eyes enchanted her.
"WAH?!" She drooled.
"WAAH!?" The others gaped.
"I love you. You're beautiful Emery." Satou hugged her tighter. He turned Emery around to face him and kissed her.
Cat died. Lilan was flailing her arms around and choked on air.
"You love me too, right? You hugged me." Satou asked. "Tell me you love me back."
"I-ah, I... I..." Emery was blushing. March fainted.
"I love you too..." Emery whispered. "But, w-why exactly do you love m-me?"
"Because you're beautiful and I want you to like me." Satou took her hands and wrapped them around his shoulders.
Emery drooled. She passed out on him. "I'll take that as a yes." Satou picked her up and cradled her in his arms. He kissed her on the head.
"WOOOOOO! We finally have another guy!" Inferno ruffled up Satou's hair. "What can you do?"
"I'm the master of navigation." Satou answered.
"Ooh, really?" Inferno tossed a Coke can ,the one they played spin the Coke can with, a long way away. "You see that a threw? Find it.''
Satou's rose eyes got neon. He sprinted toward the can. In less than a second he was back.
Cat woke up from her death. "He's as fast as Nyan speed. But he's hoooooooooooooooooooot. Instead of loving Emery, how 'bout a little Cat?"
"You're pretty." Satou said. "But Emery is perfect."
"OH, I'M NOT UP TO YOUR STANDARD!?" Cat screeched.
''It's not that at all! But it would be awful if I dated you." Satou replied.
"OH, YOU'RE JUST ASKING FOR A DEATH WISH!!" Cat roared.
"No! I'm saying that I'm not the person you're supposed to be with. I have future vision. But I'm not telling you who you're supposed to be with because that'll just ruin everything, but I found out that I'm supposed to be with Emery. And even if I wasn't supposed to be, I'd still like her so, all's well that ends well." Satou explained.
"COULD YOU GIVE ME A HINT OF WHAT MY SOUL MATE AT LEAST LOOKS LIKE!?" Cat asked.
"He looks like... A billionaire." Satou said.
"REALLY!?" Cat grinned.
"Naw." Satou said.