March!

Evil Waitresses and Lilan's Death

"This is absolutely no surprise." Cat sighed.
"What?" Satou asked while stretching his arms.
"October soul key is in a forest with a huge amount after sugar cane." Cat rolled her eyes.
"Is this even a surprise anymore?" Emery groaned. "We could've just guessed."
"But it's night time." Inferno pointed out.
"And I'm starving." March whimpered.
"I'm suuuuuuper hungry." Satou whined.
"I wanna stuff mah face." Emery complained.
"Fine. The next place we visit, you guys go get dinner. I'm a ghost so I really don't have to eat." Amy shrugged.
"I stuffed. I ate way too many ahi ahi tuna tacos." Cat drooled.
"And I lost my appetite watching Cat eat those tacos." Lilan shivered uncomfortably.
"Okay, we'll eat and you find the key." March announced.
They arrived at the next town. Beside the town was the sugar forest. In the town was a 5 star restaurant.
"Ooh, it smells great in there but we could never afford even if we were billionaires." Satou groaned.
"Don't worry! With my magic, literally any amount I want can appear." March whipped up a twenty then made it disappear.
"NO, WE CAN'T GO IN THERE!!" Emery screamed.
"What!? Why!?" Inferno jumped in shock.
"We smell like we popped out of a trash can!" Emery gagged.
"Inferno popped out of a trash can. He was looking for a soul key in a trash can in After, remember?" Satou shrugged.
"What the- EW!? That's my point! March, make us smell nice and put fancy clothes on us! Especially Inferno." Emery demanded.
March flicked her finger. The guys were wearing tuxes and she and Emery were in gowns.
"I can't believe Inferno was about to go into a five star restaurant after he was in the trash." March mumbled.
They sauntered into the restaurant.
"How many?" A prissy man asked them.
"Party of 4." Satou replied.
The man lead them to a table with a beige table cloth. They sat down.
"Emi. Emi. Emiiiiiiiiiiiii." Satou whispered to Emery.
"Don't call me that. What do you want?" Emery rolled her eyes.
"Isn't this romantic? Hmmmmm?" Satou smiled.
"You better shut up while you still can even talk you annoying little bastar-"
"Okay! What does everyone want!?" Inferno cut in.
"How 'bout we share a plate of mussels as a starter?" March offered.
''Sure!" Satou grinned cheerfully.
"Yo, Satou!" Emery whispered.
"What!?" He asked excitedly.
"I was go into say you're an annoying little-" Emery was cut off by a kick in the leg.
"Shut up Emery!" March rapidly kicked Emery.
"Oh, you wanna go, girl!?" Emery started kicking back.
"Oh my god, are you two literally playing footsie." Inferno put his head in his hands.
"Let's pretend we don't know them." Satou covered up the sight with his menu.
''Agreed." Inferno copied and put his menu up as well.
A waitress walked up to the table and took orders. She looked at Inferno. "Ooh, we got a handsome one here."
Satou literally has about to make the waitress's head blow up with his death stare. Emery and March stopped playing their relentless, brutal footsie.
"Eh? Thank you?" Inferno blushed.
The waitress ran her fingers through her long blonde hair. "Is there something I could get you?"
"GET ME A CHERLY TEMPLE! THIS HERE IS GOING ON ALL NIGHT!!" Emery started kicked again.
March dug her heels into Emery's feet. March and the waitress were having an ultimate deadly staring contest. "I'll have a Cherly Temple too.." March narrowed her eyes and frowned. The waitress mouthed the words He's mine. And walked away. March sat in furious silence.
"UWAAAAAH!!'' Emery broke the silence with a cry. "I THINK YOUR HEELS ARE INSIDE MY SKIN! GET OFF, GET OFF, GET OFF!!!"
March picked up her heels and took them off of Emery's feet. The waitress brought the drinks. She giggled and talked to Inferno. Emery and Satou were eating the mussels without chewing. The waitress made her way to another table. As she was walking, the waitress twisted her head around and stuck her tongue out at March. March clenched her fists and gritted her teeth.
"Oh, it's on now." She snarled under her breath.
...
"Where do you think the October soul key is?'' Amy floated around the sugar cane plants.
"Probably with all the sugar." Cat inspected the plants.
"Yeah... BUT WHERE IN THE PLANTS!?" Lilan groaned.
"She's right. There's sugar cane EVERYWHERE." Amy sighed.
"Then we look everywhere." Cat made a thumbs up.
"You make things sound way easier than they are. Okay, let's look everywhere." Shook her head sadly.
They fiddled around with the plants without luck for about 20 minutes.
"Ugh, this is hopeless!!" Amy was freezing some plants out of boredom.
Something snarled in the distance.
"What the?" Lilan yelped.
Ominous roaring bellowed in the distance. The growls got closer and closer. Out of the sugar cane, three huge white cats leaped into view. They had big silver eyes and five tails each.
Cat gasped with utter delight.
"CAKE!? BROWNIE!? LOLLIPOP!? IS THAT YOU!?" Cat squealed.
The three cats turned into humans (with ears, 5 tails, ect.) and hugged Cat.
"I can't believe it's you!" Brownie said. It was obviously Brownie with a huge brownie on her tank top.
"Ugh, these aren't Nyans? How do you know each other?" Lilan backed away, oblivious to what was happening.
"Lilan, Amy, these were my old friends growing up! Yeah, they're not Nyans. You can tell by the silver eyes and white hair that they're Sucre! Sugar Cats! All the Cat groups usually go to the same schools though." Cat introduced the Sucre to her friends.
"I'm Cake!" The one with a slice of cake on her skirt grinned.
"I'm Brownie!" The one with the brownie on her tank giggled.
"And I'm Lollipop!" The one with little lollipops on her shoes made a peace sign.
Cake sniffed the air. "There's something weird in the sugar crop."
"I smell it too." Lollipop frowned.
"It's over here!" Brownie sprinted into the crop. She returned with the October soul key.
'Thank you so much!" Amy and Cat did a little dance.
"I smell something again." Lollipop grinned.
"It smells goooooood." Cake sighed.
The Sucre all knew what to do.
"Don't you think my friends are nice?" Cat asked Amy.
"Yeah they're really sweet." Amy smiled.
"Haha, I get the joke." Cat laughed.
"It wasn't a joke." Amy stated.
"Well, it turned to be one and- OH MY GOD LILAN!?" Cat screamed.
The Sucre were back in their cat form and were running off with Lilan.
"HEY CAT!! SORRY, BUT WE'RE GONNA MAKE FISH AND CHIPS OUT OF YOUR FRIEND!! WANNA COME!?" Brownie yelled while running.
Cat smiled. She turned into her cat form. (Just a big ol' gray cat with rainbow streaks in random places.) "COMING!!"
Cat dashed after them.
''Oh, yeah thanks a lot! I'm totally fine with sitting here by myself." Amy grumbled. "Jerks."
...
The waitress came back with all if their meals. On Inferno's hamburger, the ketchup was shaped like a heart. In fury, March picked up a knife and smothered the ketchup around. March smiled at her accomplishment. Emery was eating a huge steak with Satou. March was just staring at her fish. What the hell is wrong with this salmon. March stared down at her salmon. The waitress had poked a million holes in the fish with tooth picks, that it looked like a porcupine. It was a highly disturbing sight.
"What the heck is that?" Emery cringed.
"Paint it blue and you've got Sonic." Satou poked the evil salmon.
The waitress came back with dessert. "My name's Lamprey by the way. Here's my number, cuti-"
''HE WANTS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU, YOU STUPID $&@$&!!! LEAVE HIM ALONE! HE'S MY BOYFRIEND, NOT YOURS YOU $&@$&€¥ LITTLE PIECE OF %#£$!!" March screamed.
Everyone in the restaurant stared at her.
"You see Satou, that's what I was going to say to you." Emery whispered.
"Well, same to you then." Satou replied.
"Humph!" The waitress stormed away. 
Inferno picked up the slip of paper with the number on it. He put in in his pocket.
"TAKE THAT EVIL THING OUT OF YOUR POCKET!!" March reached into his pocket, ripped up the paper, and grabbed his wrist.
She stormed out of the restaurant with him hostage. She went behind the restaurant and slammed him on a wall. He winced. March wrapped one of her hands around his neck and the other ran through his hair. March kissed him in total rage. Inferno turned bright red. He pushed her away to catch his breath. March didn't allow it. She grabbed his wrists, pulled him toward her and forced him into another passionate kiss. Inferno was extremely confused and was the color of his hair. He didn't pull away though. He just mustered up his courage and kissed March back. March stopped for a second. She punched him in the face.
"I'm your owner. No one else." She growled.
Then she continued kissing him. Emery and Satou ran outside. Emery went into final level fangirl mode and screamed at the top of her lungs. She choked on air and fainted. The now deaf Satou caught her. Satou looked up to see March and Inferno making out. He fainted with Emery. Inferno and March didn't even notice. Cat, Amy, and the beaten up, roasted Lilan arrived.
"Where are they?" Amy asked.
"Let's check out back." Cat shrugged.
The half dead Lilan lazily nodded and trudged to the back of the restaurant.
Cat stood in utter shock. She started gasping for air. She passed out.
Amy just floated. Floated there staring at the never before seen. Her mouth was wide open.
And Lilan? She died. Not because of what she saw. Because of the Sucre. Poor Lilan. ;-;

Special Chapter: finished! Ah, Lilan. Don't worry about her. March lifted her from the dead. And then Lilan beat up Cat. Normal ol' fun.