March!

Monster March Marriage

"What's the letter on the July soul key say?" Inferno asked.
Cat tore it off and began to read.
Wassup?
Your next key is in Beast Bluffs. I have nothing to say except, how is October skinny? I mean like, do you SEE how she eats? I bet she has a high metabolism (a high metabolism is when you can eat whatever and the fat never stays. I have a high metabolism, but if I didn't I'd be a living beach ball >3<) ,but she eats so much that that seems impossible.
Your friend that watches October scarf marshmallows,
Myz!
"He's right, how is she so skinny?" Cat asked.
"I dunno, maybe it all goes to her hair?" Inferno shrugged.
"That may be true, her hair is so long and thick it might as well be purple fat." Lilan nodded.
"Anyways, let's go to Beast Bluffs." Satou said. He shrugged the still passed out Emery onto his back.

=just pretend elevator music is playing for a second=

"We're here! Beast Bluffs!" March breathed in the air. It was crisp and cool like December's palace.
Cat grabbed Satou's shoulders. "Satou, locate the key. BUT DO NOT GO NYAN SPEED. No one (but meeeee) would be able to keep up with you." Satou's rose eyes began to get neon. He began to jog.
"Okay, lead the way!" March huffed. They were all running.
Since Emery was on the running Satou's back, her eyes fluttered open. Satou's lavender hair was fluffy. She buried her head in it and went back to sleep. Inferno elbowed Emery in the neck.
"Don't go back to sleep! You gotta help us!" He lifted Emery off of Satou's back.
Emery stretched her arms and yawned. She began running with them. Satou wrapped his arm around Emery's stomach.
Emery was about to die again. Satou wouldn't let her.
"You do like me back, right? We're soul mates." Satou muttered.
"How do you know." Emery blushed and mumbled.
"I have future vision. You're my match. Now say you like me back." Satou gripped her tighter.
"I can't trust that." Emery blushed furiously and looked away.
"But you said you loved me before." Satou grinned evily.
"So? That was outta confusion." Emery pulled away from him.
Satou entwined his finger with hers.
"Let go." Emery tried to pry her hand away from his.
"Never." Satou snapped.
"OOOOOOOOOOO!!" Cat and Lilan giggled.
"SHUT YO FACES!" Emery roared.
"UWAAAAAH!!" March yelped. She was a mile away in the clutches of a giant monster.
"OH HELL TO THE NO! HOW DID WE NOT NOT NOTICE THAT!?" Inferno screamed.
"CRAP, HOLD ON MARCH!" Lilan yelled.
"YOU COULD HAVE SAID THAT 7 MINUTES AGO BEFORE I WAS 3 MILES AWAY!" March growled at them.
Inferno popped wings on his back. Emery used her dark powers to levitate herself. Cat began to float with little rainbow streams trailing out of her feet. Satou flew lavender and floated.
"HEY! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO!?" Lilan screeched.
Cat lifted up Lilan.
"Good? Good. Let's go!" Cat leaped after March. The others followed close behind.
They flew after the giant and March. Cat looked over at Satou.
"Ready to go Nyan speed?" Cat grinned.
"I've been ready." Satou nodded. They zoomed, leaving a cloud of dust in the other's faces.
"HEY!" Inferno snarled.
"Jerks..." Emery pouted.
Cat and Satou were right next to the giant. They tried to grab March but they were unsuccessful.
"OKAY, ONE MORE TIME!" Satou yelled.
"GOT IT! ONE, TWO- OOF!" Cat and Satou tried to snatch March at the same time. They slapped into each other.
"Idiot..." Cat whispered as they slowly fell.
"Back at you..." Satou replied as he fell next to her.
"Well, they're dumb! It's up to us!" Inferno told Emery.
Emery nodded. They followed after the giant.
"WE GAVE TO GO FASTER!" Emery yelled to him.
"OK! ONE, TWO- ACK!" He and Emery weren't looking where they were going. They smacked into a hill.
"I'm sorry March..." Emery whispered.
"You should be saying that to me, dummy..." Inferno winced.
"LET ME GO!" March cried.
"No can do, sweetie! We're getting maaaaaried!" The giant sighed heartily.
"SAY WHAT NOW!?" March choked.
"Don't worry! I got a cute wedding dress, just your size!" The giant dangled a dress in front of March.
"NUH UH. NO." March shook her head rapidly.
"Come on, it's time for the wedding." The monster did a little happy dance. "Oh, wait I have to put on my suit! You just stay here and put on your dress, cutie!"
The giant placed her down in his cave and put the dress next to her.
"Even if I hate this, this dress it cute. I'll just keep it, regardless if I'm going through with the marriage or not." March mumbled as she took off her clothes and slipped into her dress. A little bit later, the giant came back. He said a bunch of needless 'in death do us part' stuff.
"Now before we say the 'I dos', does anyone object?" The giant asked around.
A crash sounded at the entrance of the cave. March almost jumped out of her skin. She and the giant twisted around in shock to see Inferno.
"I.... I object..." He choked. He looked like he fell from the eleventh story. Which he most likely did.
"What?" March and the giant raised their brows in unison.
"I love her!" Inferno was in total agony. "Don't marry that -GAAAH!- that monster!" He choked.
Inferno swung March back and kissed her.
"Oh, oops. I didn't know you were already married." The giant shrugged.
"Sorry, I was gonna tell you. Toodles!" March skipped away with Inferno.
When they got out of the cave, Inferno collapsed.
"Ugh, I fell pretty bad. I think I broke my everything." Inferno coughed.
"That was some good acting back there." March inspected his leg. "April made you watch some of her cheesy reality shows, didn't she?"
"Yeah she did. But not all of that was a lie." Inferno winced.
"What?" March tilted her head.
"Nothing. So did you find out what's wrong with me?" Inferno cringed.
"Yup." She moved her hand down his back, magic radiating off of it. "Okay, all fixed. You damaged your spine horribly."
"Eh, I bet my soul is still dead regardless." Inferno stretched.
"Aw, I think you're spirited." March hugged.
"No, I mean a certain demon, maybe named March, sucked my soul a long time ago." Inferno whispered in her ear.
March punched him in the arm. ''No I didn't get your soul yet! I'm waiting for the right moment."
"Well, we'd better go find the others, shouldn't we." Inferno sighed. 
"Naw, I could do without those incompetent idiots for a bit." March shrugged.
"So what do ya wanna do?" Inferno layer back and pulled Match down with him.
March laid her head on his furnace of a stomach. "I know what we could do. You said not everything back there was a lie. You love meeeeee."
"Shut up. Kids theses days."
I forgot to say something a long time ago. March is based off of MayoTheKawaii since that's her birth month. August is based of Alexatheturtle her birth month. Make sure to check out both of them. MayoTheKawaii is bae. Alexatheturtle is just there. Just kidding. They're my personal friends and I love them to death. Sometimes I wish they would MEET death, but that's just a normal friend thing. Right? It's not wrong that sometimes a girl just prays to Satan for her friends to puke out their brain. I'm a normal girl. Yeah...