Scott Pligrim vs The World x Reader - Scott Pilgrim and the True Hero - Volume 3

Tough Yet Astonished (Chapter 16)

- Sunday, Noonish -

Another day, but an important one, at that. Today, Sex Bob-Omb was playing at Lee's Palace, which was a pretty big deal to everyone, especially Stephen. But for now, you decided to go for lunch at the Ristorante.

You ordered a plate of lasagna, as per usual, and began eating. You weren't the only one here, as you heard three familiar voices. Envy, Todd, and Lynette. You quickly put on your hoodie and tried to avoid attention, and quietly listened in.

"Well, that was excellent. You ordered dessert, right?" Envy asked.

"Yeah, just a little gelato." Todd confirmed.

"That's like a fruit ice, right? You can keep it. Ugh, veganism." Envy groaned. "I'll be in the little girls' room."

"Have fun." Todd said, as Envy walked off.

"She doesn't know what gelato is?" Lynette asked.

"Nope." Todd shook his head.

"It has milk, right?" Lynette questioned.

"And eggs." Todd added.

"You're a credit to the vegans, Todd." Lynette sarcastically complimented.

"You know what? I'm a rock star. I do what I want." Todd said. "It's just once in a while, you know? I'm gonna live a little. It's not hurting anyone! And who's gonna know?"

"I know who. That's me." You thought to yourself as you got a mouthful of lasagna.

"You're incorrigible." Lynette scolded.

"I don't know the meaning of the word." Todd smirked, and something told you that he, indeed, did not.

And then you heard kissing, turned around, and to your surprise, Todd and Lynette were making out. Wasn't Todd supposed to be dating Envy? Oh, ohohohoho!

"Holy shit." You whispered, grinning at the situation. "What did I just witness? Tod and Lynette? While he's dating Envy? Oh boy, I just found out something I wasn't supposed to..."

Congratulations, you now bear the knowledge of a secret relationship between Todd and Lynette, behind the back of Envy. This is juicy! But how to use it? In your mind, there were two ways this could go...

- Keep your mouth shut

Are you really that petty as to use someone's secret relationship as leverage to get what you want? You're not like that... Maybe this time, it's best to play nice, and keep this a secret.

- Tell Envy

You may have no interest in getting revenge on her, but you are interested in the chaos this will unleash. If she finds out that her boyfriend and best friend are hooking up, that could lead to some serious drama!

"...I'm definitely locking this in the vault." You decided, not wanting to get involved.

With that said, you returned your attention to your lasagna, and resumed eating. Once you'd finished your meal, you paid for your food and left, leaving Todd and Lynette's secret affair undisclosed. You had other things to worry about.

+ Good Karma!

- Also Sunday, but 2pm -

"What's up, party people?" You announced as you entered Wallace's house. "Y/N's in the house."

"Oh, hey Y/N." Ramona greeted, turning around to face you.

You noticed Ramona was now sporting a new color of hair, completely blue. "Nice. Blue looks good on you."

"Thanks." Ramona smiled. "I change my hair like every three weeks."