Adventures with Enemies

Part 2: The others

Demrid Relinda and Green Beard just left the apartment, Green Beard leading the way confidently. He points to a van crashed into a building with another van duct taped on top, "This is my car. It has 2 stories. we pimpin it" Green Beard said as he opened the drivers door and sat down. "uhm...is this really safe...?" Relinda asked, glaring at the second van on top, "Of course it is! It wouldn't be my crib if it wasn't." Green beard replied. Relinda sighed. "This is your house?" She asked, Green beard chuckled. "Yeah, it's pretty tight. I get to travel wherever I want without having to pay much at all, like an RV but better." Green beard stated. Relinda glanced at Demrid, who still looked irritated having to be with Relinda. The back doors of the van opened and Green beard started the car. "Get in, heroes!" He shouted. Relinda got in the back and held the door open for Demrid, when suddenly he started running away. The doors shut and Green beard started driving. "Green beard!! Wait! Demrid's running off!!" Relinda shouted, Green beard laughed and continued driving. "You're hilarious, Relinda. He's right behind you." Green beard said, Relinda turned around and saw a mannequin standing in the corner, she face palmed and smacked Green beards shoulder. "This is just a mannequin! C'mon, we have to get Demrid back! For the prophecy??" She shouted, Green beard turned up the radio and sighed. "It's not funny, dawg. You're just annoying me." Green beard said, nearly running into multiple families as he drove on the sidewalk. Relinda sighed and couldn't help but feel a little worried, would they be able to save the world without Demrid? She tried to shrug it off, they probably didn't NEED him, right? He's just a stupid killer anyway. Surely they could do it without him... right? Relinda tried not to think about it, looking over to see the ladder that lead to the second van, or "second floor" as Green beard would say. She was hesitant to go up, but eventually decided to. She slowly and carefully went up a few steps, seeing what was in the second van. Inside was a bed, a large book titled "Prophecy" the authors name was scratched out, the only letters Relinda could make out were J, R, and S. Next to the book was a dresser full of only socks, yeah, I'm serious. Every drawer, filled to the brim with socks. Relinda moved a rope out of the way and began reaching for the prophecy, however Green beard crashed into another building causing her to fall down the ladder, the rope coming with her. "OWW WHAT THE HELL MAN??" Relinda shouted, "Whoopsies!" Green beard giggled. Relinda picked up the rope as the van doors opened. "We're here, this is where the 3rd hero should be. Come on out gang." Green beard says, before noticing Demrid missing. ... "relinda.....................................................................................  WHERE THE FLIP IS DEMRID?!!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?" Green beard shouts, looking furious. "I TOLD YOU HE WAS GONE AND YOU THOUGHT HE WAS THE STUPID MANNEQUIN!" Relinda shouts back, Green beard looks confused. "What mannequin?" He asks, Relinda turns around about to point to it before noticing it's gone. "...i swear to god there was a mannequin here" Relinda turns back to green beard "The point is, I literally told you he ran off and you just ignored me." Relinda states, green beard frowning and face palming, beginning to hyperventilate and piss himself. "Dawg...we like...NEEEDDDD DEMRID.... AHGAHGHAGHAHGHAGHAHAHGHAGHAHGHGHAGH" Green beard cries and starts flying away, leaving Relinda confused. "wh...where...how did he...what..." Relinda curls into a ball and contemplates life, before Demrid falls from the sky and splatters into blood. Relinda jumps up and screams "OH MY GOD!!" Before green beard lands and snaps his fingers, reviving Demrid. "Alrighty, we can get back on track now." Green beard smiles and whistles a jolly tune while walking through the forest. Relinda stares at Demrid as he looks around, trying to figure out what's happening. He tries to run away again but Relinda quickly grabs him and ties him up with the rope she found in the van, dragging him by the leg through the forest. "LET ME GO YOU STUPID B-" "SHUT THE HELL UP!!" Relinda cuts Demrid off, he sighs and stays silent. Eventually they reach a house, Green beard knocks on the door and a REALLY fat guy answers, the ground rumbling with each step. "...what...what do you want..." the man said slowly, green beard chuckled. "Riland, it's me. Green beard?" He said, suddenly the fat guy lit up, smiling a bit too widely, pulling green beard into a huge hug. "AHGAHGHG STOP YOU'RE KILLING MEE" Green beard shouted in agony, Riland dropped green beard and laughed heartily. A big mac falls out from under his nipple and he chuckles "Whoops, forgot about this one." Riland says before picking up the burger and eating it in one bite. "Come on in, fellas!" He moves to the side so they can enter. Everyone comes inside and looks around, there's a greasy couch, a fancy gaming computer, and a shiny piano in the corner. Demrid looks confused "If you're fat, then where's all the food?" He asked, Green beard looks scared and tries to hold back Riland, before he throws green beard to the side, yelling at Demrid. "I AM NOT FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He screams, the sound literally echoing across the entire country. "but, to answer your question, i keep it all in a giant vault/fridge under the house." ... Relinda sighs and glances to green beard. "This is the third hero? And where's the fourth?" She asks, a bit concerned. Green beard chuckles and walks to the piano in the corner, knocking on it softly. "Wake up, piano-y." He says, the piano shakes softly, before it's eyes suddenly open and a a pink wig grows. "H-huh?? What...Green beard!?!" She shouts, looking happy. "It's me!" Green beard giggles as piano-y hugs him. "...what..." Demrid and Relinda say in unison. Riland steps towards piano-y and pats her on the back, "Goodmorning, honey." He says softly, piano-y's face twists with rage as she slaps his hand back "Don't touch me, fatass!" She shouts. Riland chuckles "This is my wife, piano-y." Riland puts his hand back on her back and continues patting it. "i...am not...your wife..." She states firmly, Riland pats her back harder "yes you are honey, and you cant change that." He says, Piano-y sighing. "that's because YOU wont sign the DIVORCE PAPERS-" Riland quickly knocks her out and picks her up. "Alright, so what do you need from us green beard?" He asks, green beard smiles "You see, there's a prophecy, and like, we need you or everyone's gonna die" Green beard replies. "why couldn't you have explained it like that to us...?" Relinda says to herself. Riland drops piano-y and thinks about it for a moment, before nodding his head. "Okay, sounds good." Riland says, picking up piano-y again and throwing her through the forest and into green beards van. "Tight, dawg. We finna save the world." Green beard says, picking up Riland Relinda and Demrid, flying to his van and dropping them off inside it, starting the car. "Time to begin!!!!!!!!!!!" Green beards van grows wings and starts flying away. Relinda and Demrid glancing at eachother. Relinda looks confused, concerned. But Demrid has a sort of dark glare in his eyes, he stares into her soul deeply. She knows what he's thinking. How to escape, how to kill green beard, how to kill her. She sighs and looks back to Riland, who's debating whether to eat a giant burger or 50 tiny tacos, he eventually decides to put the tacos on the burger and eat them both. Piano-y sits in the corner, still knocked out. Through everything, Relinda prays they can save the world, no matter how dysfunctional the team may be.

The end of Part 2.

wwasssupp guys, thanks for reading part 2!!!!! (even tho nobody read it)

ima probably format the next parts differently so it doesn't feel as clumped up and stupid, so prepare for that to happen.

i have a lot planned for the future so i hope u guys are excited fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr

(this series is a joke and will not be taken seriously, any plot holes or issues are either intentional or will not be fixed.)