BTW smptrroft means "Sonic must perform the rainbow rainboom one final time" for short
As Mario a sat down a beside Luigi a, he pushes a Luigi a far away so a he can look a at the window a. RUDE! Luigi soon a realized Mario is a upset about a something a. Luigi a wrapped a arm around Mario ROMANTICALLY on accident a, and talks to his a bro Mario. "Mario? Are you okey?🤔" Said a Luigi a.
"I think it's a just a... I ruined a friendship a with the blue bitch a. You see.. I a asked a the princess--" Mario a got cut a off by Luigi. A. "No no I a already know a. You want a to be friends a with Sonic a again?🗣"
"Awwh yeah!😝☺️"
"Then follow a what I shall a exactly a say!😼"
Luigi a whispered in Mario's a loud ahh a ears. (Be careful don't say anything mean behind his back or far away he might hear you with those gigantic sound vibrators). Mario a gasped at a that a idea.
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So the Mario crew made it to the grand event, hours before it starts, so it's a great time to apologize to the hedgehog. But before he should he gotta shit, it's been weeks since he last shit. And he knew it's gonna be a painful one. So he ran into the bathroom hurriedly, and slammed the door. He grunts in pain as the slimy gooey gooey shit comes out. That was until he heard a knock at the door. "Y-yes Luigi!?🔥💀" Mario a said, thinking it was a his ol' bro, Luigi.
"No that's not Luigi, it's me, Sonic!" ...! Oh nos Sonic a!?! "Sonic😱?"
"Sonic a perfect timing a! I want to say--" Mario cut off by a Sonic a. A. "I need you to fix my toilet, piss and shit plumber! You fix toilets right?🤨" ... "O-oh.. uhh.. yees but--"
"Great! Come out here and fix my toilet! ☺" Sonic said, happily. "Can I a atleast get a done pooping? A🤨😔😖" ,Mario a very a busy a diarrhea plumber a. "No I need it to be done right away. We still aren't friends btw." Sonic walked away, leaving Mario in the bathroom.
Awh a man.. eventually, Mario uses his gloved hand (thankfully its gloved) and shoves his shit back in and gets back up, putting his overalls on, washing his poopy gloves before leaving the room. Guess he could shit later.
After fixing the hedgehogs stinky toilet, it's nighttime rn so the grand event gonna start during sunrise or sum idfk, and Mario didn't have time to apologize to Sonic nya. He sad *tooting*. He walks in the room where he sleep with his bro Luigi, since it a all guy n girl sleepover uwu. Everyone here sleeping, and Mario climbs into his and Luigi's bed, accidentally knocking the green piss and shit plumber to the floor with his fat ass.
"Owwie Mario 🥺!!" Said a very sad a hurtful a Luigi. N so 1 min later a they sleep ROMANTICALLY on a same a bed a. A. However Mario got a plans a. He a got off the bed a, leaving his a sleepy cute jiggly gyatt bro a. Nya. He go n try to apologize a to Sonic A.
And there a was Sonic a. He was a staring out the window a. "Sonic?🤨😐" ,Said Mario a. A. AA. "Mario? What do you want? We still aren't friends btw so don't try to do anything friendly alike. Or I will spray my hedgehog piss in your eye.🔥👺" Sonic's ears twitched cutesy like, threatening Mario with a warning.
"I.. I a didn't get a time to a apologize to you a earlier a.. You we're a soooooooooooooo busy a telling me what to do a.. So I came to a you to say a sorry..😔😖" ,Said a very a truthful Mario a. ... Sonic a doesn't know what to a say about that a. "Mario.."
"Hurry up a I gotta shit a.😱" ,Mario a pissy poopy plumber nya. He clenched a his a cheeks soooo hard so poo won't come out a. "Ok well.. Do something very apologetic then.😐" The blue furry dared the red Italian. Mario licks Sonic's toes in gratitude, that's how the hedgehogs back there in hedgehog land apologize. The hedgehog bluey giggled n wiggled his feet, accepting the apology.
"Ok I forgive you. I know I said I can't do it that I will explode and die after attempting the rainbow rainboom once again but.. at least I'll try dying. By the power of friendship. Anything to please and cheer up my very friends.😼" ,Said a very tearful Sonic. His green orbs sparkled in the dark room, tears glistening due to the reflection of the bright moon, and you swear you saw a rainbow past by in the tears. Maybe that was the power of friendship but you don't know for now. Mario does a loud ahh fart, his body warning him he gotta shit now.
"Ah-- Thank a you, blue bitch, now a must excuse me- IT'S COMING OUTTTT!!!😱🥶" Mario screamed in hurry sooooooo hard a that a he spoke a like a cowboy and runs into the bathroom a. Waking everyone up a due to his loud farting, screaming and slamming a. A.
THE GRAND EVENT
Sonic steadied himself, his heart racing in excitement yet knowing the consequences. He braced himself to run very fast and fart. He made sure to drink alot of coke, mountain dew, ETC to make sure his fart is activated anytime. Tails is apart of the grand event since he has a plane. "Are you ready, Sonic? You know it's very deadly. We can't lose our only hero in furry land.😱" ,Said a very worried Tails.
"Yes. I'm ready for anything. Friendship lasts forever in our hearts, even if we die.💞" Sonic's eyes sparkled rainbow like, the friendship power runs through his veins like a adrenaline power boost. Tails, interested by this, started believing in Sonic with the power of friendship to make it stronger. "Ok just make sure to make it out alive.💞"
A mushroom kingdom princess sat down beside a random person, smiling happily, as she looked up at the pretty sky she sees Tails' plane. "I can't wait to see Sonic doing the rainbow rainboom! This could strike fear in the hearts of many!😈"
She saw a glimpse of the Super Sonic running sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fast she can't see where he gone to. Sonic activated the farting technique and it ended horribly.
The fart caused a explosion. It was so bad than any other world War. Fire swarms around the shaken citizens as they run around screaming as half of their bodies we're blown off. She was disappointed. "Princess what a happened!?😱" ,Mario a confused a.
"That was a atomic boom. Different from rainbow rainboom. You see... Sonic didn't go fast enough. And one simple mistake causes half of the world to end. Let's go Mario before the fire and dangerous stuff catches up to us nya.😮💨" Peach said in her high pitched kawaii neko girl voice, pulling a jetpack out of no where and flew away. "Wait a princess peach! I don't a have one of a those!🤔"
I guess striking in the hearts of many took a bit too seriously with how it ended..
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