Quirks of Being Dead (IzukuxHarem)

11: Rampaging Rabbit

Warning: NSFW.

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(Outpost Beta)

"Aaaaaaaand, GO."

*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

"PATTY CAKE PATTY CAKE BAKER'S MAN."
"PATTY CAKE PATTY CAKE BAKER'S MAN."
In unison through both vocal and physical cues Ashido and Twice faced each other with hands clapping through a game of old-fashioned patty cake. Circled around the duo were the other U.A fighters with the exception of the two captains, Hado 'joining' in the fun by playing along with the air as her partner.

"BAKE ME A CAKE AS FAST AS YOU CAN!"
"BAKE ME A CAKE AS FAST AS YOU CAN!"

"ROLL IT. AND PAT IT. AND MARK IT WITH A B."
"ROLL IT. AND PAT IT. AND MARK IT WITH A B."

"PUT IT IN THE OVEN FOR BABY AND ME!"
"PUT IT IN THE OVEN FOR VA-BABY AND M-"

"TWICE!"
"NOOOOOOOOO! THE CAKE! I've ruined the CAKE-AUUUUUGH, GOD no not the cake-HUUUUUUUFF AUUUUUUUUUU-HAAAAAAAA. BABY! BABY YOUR CAKE! I've ruined your PERFECTLY good cake *SNIFFLE*. Shoot me! Somebody shoot me like the DOG I am-OHHH JUST END MY PATHETIC MISERY!"

"OOH OOH my turn my turn!" Hado hopped to the center of the circle where Ashido turned away from the writhing Twice who was balling his eyes out for the failure of ruining 'Baby's' cake. Facing each other the two ladies began clapping and commenced the rhyme at once.

"PATTY CAKE PATTY CAKE BAKER'S MAN. BA-"
"PATTY CAKE PATTY CAKE BAKER'S MAN. BA-"

"Thanks for your guys' assistance out here." Overseer Mao said to Gunhead while the two shook hands with each other. "With both the hospital and school cleared out and our own people out there we should be able to hold it down long enough for Kayama to send more people our way. Plus with the firepower we managed to snag off of those raiders, we certainly won't be going dry on ammo for a while."

"We're glad we were able to be of good use for your people." Gunhead replied. "With two critical areas such as that secured I'm sure we'll more than make good use of their space and equipment in the future. It's a shame we were unable to clear away the hospital without the use of violence but, our options were limited."

"Eh don't feel so bad about it, they were looking to take over this place by force with the kind of heat they were packing. In the past those little rats never showed any kindness when raiding our supplies, I wouldn't show an ounce of it to them if I had the chance. I get for a former hero like yourself you'd feel a little down about it but don't let it kill you."

"Unfortunately, titles like mine don't have worth out here these days. We're all in the same boat trying to stay afloat, no matter the circumstance. What does the situation look like regarding our transport back to U.A?"

"Just about ready." The Overseer informed. "They just need a little bit more time to make sure it's all good to go before you head out there, shouldn't take any longer than an hour. You guys be careful on your way back to U.A alright? Good luck out there."

"Thank you, and good luck to you as well Overseer." Gunhead bowed to the woman before pivoting and making to join the rest of the fighters gathered behind him. Stepping over Twice who was still writhing around on the floor in complete agony the captain joined Uraraka at her side to watch Hado and Ashido gradually speed up their tempo of the game. "You holding up okay Uraraka?"

"Hm? Oh uh, yeah I'm fine." Uraraka smiled. "Just waiting to get back home like everybody else. I hope nobody else tries to stage anything against this outpost anytime soon, from what I hear we could really use the space."