Quirks of Being Dead (IzukuxHarem)

13: Tag-Along

This chapter's going to be a little shorter than usual compared to what's normally done for this story. Because of the time it's taken just for this update I didn't want to delay any longer than what I already have so I wanted to at least get something out before I stall any longer. This could be taken as a sort of "set-up" chapter that just leads into the next one, the following chapters after this will contain the usual amount of content. I apologize for the long wait and I'll try to pick up the pace for the next update.

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"-and the chapter starts with someone talking about just these MASSIVE boobs, just to get the reader's attention. You girls following here?"

"...umm..." Following Kendo's loss of words to Tokage's wacky idea, the young women of U.A's fighting corps were all gathered at the dining table with each having their own confused and unsure expressions to everything that had just been blurted out. With the exception of Kodai of course, having a mere blank stare as per usual for everything. "I mean, every story's got their own eye catcher I guess. I'm not into that kind of literature but boobs are boobs, you know?"

"Aw whatever." Tokage scoffed while crossing her arms and frowning, the front door to the dorm opening in with Burnin being first of others to enter the building. "You guys are no fun."

"HOUSE CALL, EVERYBODY HOUSE CALL." Burnin called out loudly, the other captains following behind as the file made their way to the common lounging area. "EVERYBODY HERE AT THE CENTER, Hado get on the phone and call the boys down here."

"Oooooh, who did it this time?" Ashido asked as the entire table all rose and made to join the captains in the lounge, Hado taking to a telephone on the counter and dialing the pad. "If it has something to do with the jelly filled donuts two nights ago that may or may not have been Uraraka."

"H-Hey! I-I asked them if it was okay to take another one and they said yes!" Uraraka defended in a fluster. "If it was something that they were trying to keep a close eye on, they should have told me!"

"Relax Fat Hips it has nothing to do with you or some stupid jelly donut." Miruko answered. "Not that you should be eating that crap anyways now that you're on the Janitors."

"Phew, thank goodness. W-Wait, Fat, Hips?"

"We have new information from the Overseer about updates regarding our home base as well as Ketsubutsu and the forward outposts." Ryukyu informed. "It will be good for everybody to hear."

"M-Mmm..." Uraraka quietly hummed to herself as she grabbed a handful of skin on the right side of her waist and pouted over it. "Am I actually starting to get fat?"

"IT'S A JOKE YOU IDIOT."

"O-Oh heh! Right."

*PING*

"CHAAAARGE!"
"CHAAAARGE!"
"CHAAAARGE!" A stampede of feet came sprinting out of the elevator the moment the doors slid open, Tetsutetsu and Kirishima barreling to the front of the dorm while Twice sat on their inside shoulders with a mock sword and viking helmet. "FORWAAARD! STOMP THEIR HEADS AND USE THEIR BABIES AS FOOD SEASONING!"

"YEAH!" Kirishima yelled. "FOOD SEASO-WHOA!-"

*THUD*
"OOF!"
*THUD*
"OW!"
*THUD*
"ARGH!"

"Aw-ohhhh." Twice sniffled as he lay face down butt up on the floor, his viking helmet pitifully covering half of his face while Midoriya and Sero carefully stepped over the crashed 'carriage'. "My beautifully shaped tailbone, *sniffle*."

Kendo snorted. "Nerds."

"Hey come on you idiots let's hurry up and get this over with." Miruko said. "New order just came through for one of the teams so let's not hold them up."