A tiger... A fucking tiger!?

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Rosalind's point of view

We were slowly making our way back to the safe room, the reporter was with us. We had some weapons now that we needed it. We were taking a shortcut through the casino while we were there. Me and my handsome and brilliant boyfriend decided to make a withdrawal.

By that I mean, we started smashing the slot machines and grabbing the money and putting them in bags that we found on the rotting corpses of the zombie victims

The reporter lady looked at us with our arms crossed clearly not impressed: do you have to do that right now?

Izuku smashing one of the slot machines and grabbing all the money that came out out of: we kind of do we spent a lot of money coming here trying to stop the zombie apocalypse which as you can see...did not go well and now we're completely broke and we need money

She still didn't seem to like the idea, even after we explained it to her: don't get me wrong I have taken advantage of certain things in my time as a reporter but this just feels... Wrong

I joining on the fun as I kick one of the stock machines and grab all the money that it drops: well look at it this way in about three days this place is going to be a raging inferno because they're gonna vomit and at that point all this money is going to be going up in flames if anything we are helping the economy by taking it now

The Reporter still having ethical problems with this: I don't know this just feels wrong

Izuku raising an eyebrow: fine will give you 15% of what we get when we get out of here along with the interview

She crossed her arms and pouted: what do you think you can buy me... Because you can but make it 25% and you've got a deal

Izuku: 20% final offer

She look it:deal but here's another question how exactly are you gonna get all this stuff out of here? I mean it's not like when the rescue squad comes they're going to let you carry a hope truckloads of bags filled with money out.

We just shrug: we'll figure out a way we always do

We continue walking and slightly vandalising the casino as well as killing in zombies that come our way when that's when I realise something: reporter lady what's your name? We never actually got that mainly because I tied you up and then we got chased by that giant thing and then we had to make a whole deal about-

The reporter lady interrupted me: yes I remember I was there... And you guys seriously don't recognise me I'm like a world famous reporter

Izuku: we don't listen to media that much

Yeah, because it's controlled by the government: yeah because it controlled by the government to control our min-

I was interrupted once again when my handsome and strong boyfriend placed a hand over my mouth: sorry about Rosalyn she's really into conspiracy theories we just don't listen to media that much partly because... Well we just don't see the point not that there's anything wrong with your job miss it's just well we understand that sometimes some reporters exaggerate or keep details out of the public and we know that sometimes for a good but she you know it's not really nice to get told a story but not being told the full picture but seriously, what's your name? We can't keep calling you reporter lady.

She finally introduced herself after she rolls her eyes and gives us more attitude: it's Rebecca don't forget it because I'm not telling you again

Izuku: okay Rebecca good to meet you... I think we're done loading this place let's get out of here and back to the safe room. Juliet is probably back there already and who knows? Maybe Cordelia there too. We should get back there before things get too dangerous.

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