Static and radio noises are heard.
Male Voice: Come in Blue Command, come in. This is Medical Officer DuFresne. I have reached Blood Gulch Outpost Alpha, do you read?
Vic: (distorted) Yes, dude, hello, can you read me? Hello? Check one, check two.
DuFresne: Say again, Blue Command. I do not read.
Vic: (distorted) Check two. Is this thing on? Hello, hello.
DuFresne: Blue Command, please boost your transmission to match communication protocol, Echo, Bravo-
Vic: (audio distortion ends) Yo, I hear you. Calm down, dude, what's going on? Hello, yo, can you hear me, hello?
DuFresne: Uh, roger that Command.
Vic: Sorry 'bout that, I was in the elevator, this thing doesn't work so well in there. What's going on, dude?
DuFresne: Roger tha... uh... is this Blue Command?
Vic: Oh yeah, man, sure, totally! What's goin' on?
DuFresne: You're sure? The Blue Command base?
Vic: Hey, dude. Take it easy. You called me, I didn't call you.
DuFresne: Naw, I know, it's just...
Vic: It's just what, dude?
DuFresne: Never mind. I'm just letting you know that I've reached Blood Gulch Outpost Alpha. I'm gonna make contact with the Blue Squad members.
Vic: Blood Gulch, huh? Alright, let me look here, let me see what it says... Blood Gulch, bleu bleaou bee ehl, bluoea here we go, Blood Gulch, okay. Says here, you wanna make contact with Private Tucker.. ask him about their wounded dude.
DuFresne: Roger that. Any other orders?
Vic: Anything else.. yeah okay, yeah, it says here whatever you do, don't- oh. Okay, never mind dude, I'm not supposed to read you that part, okay, just uh... you'll be okay, just, uh, be very careful. That's all.
DuFresne: ...Great.
Vic: Alright then. Well it's our goal here at Blue Base to provide excellent customer service, and I hope that I have done that today. Uh, if you have any further questions about this radio transmission, you can just, um, you know call back, say "Dude, I've got some questions, what's goin' on." Over and out.
DuFresne: Okay... Private Tucker...
Tucker: Hey, Church, we have a problem.
Church: (in cobalt armor again) I am not your mother, so don't come tattling to me every time one of you does something that the other one doesn't like.
Tucker: I'm telling you, he's crazy. He keeps threatening me and talking in a scary voice.
Caboose: No, I didn't.
Tucker: Oh, so you're saying you didn't threaten to cut off my head and give it to Church as a birthday present? And then talk to Unknown about it.
Caboose: You know, I think you're taking my words a little out of context.
Tucker: What? What context?
DuFresne runs up behind Church.
Church: Listen, guys, this competition thing has got to stop, okay? I thought we'd established by now-
DuFresne: (interrupting) Excuse me.
Church: Hey, pal? One second, okay? I'm in the middle of something here. Ah, loo- I thought we'd established by now, I don't like either of you, okay? So competing for my attention is not gonna do ya any good.
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Agent Nebraska (RVB Blood Gulch Chronicles)
FanfictionNow what happens when a group of idiots in the middle of a box canyon have a new person with them. And the only thing that the new person knows is that he's one of those idiots, and wouldn't have it any other way. I do not own Red Vs Blue or Halo.
