Everyone Likes a Jerk

Chapter 10

Woohoo! A quicker update! So, this chapter is kind of filler, I'll admit, but hopefully you guys like it anyway! Thanks for commenting last time guys! I really liked reading your responses, and I can't wait for you guys to find out if you were right or not about the baby. Nothing's revealed in this chapter, but it will be in the next one, and I can't wait for the reactions. Your responses to Marjorie and Parker were HILARIOUS!!!! This chapter is dedicated to erinfaith13 for being "addicted." hehe. 

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Chapter 10

Elise’s POV

                Kirsten’s jovial mood quickly rubbed off on me and soon we were having a fantastic time shopping together.

                “Kirsten, I’m seriously dying here,” I giggled as we headed into our thirteenth store of the day. Yes, that’s right, thirteenth! This girl was crazy! I must have tried on a hundred dresses today, and not one had been good enough in her opinion. It wasn’t surprising though, considering the clothes she was wearing. For God’s sakes, she looked like she had just stepped out of the cover of Vogue, or whatever fashion magazines were popular these days.

                “Get over it, girly. You will be perfect for this gala. Like literally, the hottest girl there!” she squealed excitedly. I laughed at her enthusiasm, but blushed at her prediction.

                “I highly doubt that, Kirsten,” I murmured shyly.

                “Oh, don’t give me any of that self-doubt, you. Parker warned me about that, and I’m telling you now, I don’t want to hear it. You know you’re gorgeous, so shut up and accept it,” she chastised. I rolled my eyes in exasperation at the bubby little bombshell and continued searching through the racks of the store.

                “O.M.G. ELISE! I FOUND IT!” she shouted, making everyone in the store turn towards her in shock. I blushed beet red and scurried over to her, trying to make her quiet down.

                “Kirsten…there are people here. You realize that, right? Hush!” I commanded in a motherly tone.

                “Oh, they can go shove it. I found your dress!” she declared.

                “I could tell. So could the rest of the store!” I retorted. She just laughed and then shoved the confection of royal blue material at me. I raised my eyebrows at her, but she simply grabbed me by the shoulders and directed me toward the dressing room, not bothering to acknowledge me.

                Slipping the cool silk over my body and looking in the mirror, I gasped. Wow. Kirsten sure knew how to pick them.

                “How does it look?” she demanded as she ripped the dressing curtain open.

                “Kirsten! What if I had been naked?!” I exclaimed righteously.

                “Oh, please. You haven’t got anything I haven’t seen before,” she said flippantly. And then I guess the dress came into her vision because for the first time today, she was speechless. Thank God.

                “Elise Pearson, you look hot! Fuck, I’m jealous now. I may just go lesbian for you!” she announced. I groaned. There was the screaming again.

                “Kirsten Keller, if you do not stop screaming, I’m going to spank you!” I threatened.

                “Oh, baby, please do! Looking like that, I’ll be glad!” she giggled daringly. I rolled my eyes for the second time in the last twenty minutes and glared at her. She just flashed her pearly whites at my blush and then began smoothing the dress out.