New rule: SC = Smiling Critters, NC= Nightmare Critters
Warning: Cussing, rude humour ig
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Islophobe: "Bobby! He told me he'd make me disappear!"
Bobby: "You better watch your mouth and be nice to them or so help me, I will chokeslam you onto the desk and throw you out the window."
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Animal Lover: "I hate ties"
Dog Day: "Mr. Krupp has a tie tho..."
Animal Lover; "I HATE MR. KRUPP, HE'S BALD, FAT AND HAS A TIE!"
*Dog day casually dying of laughter*
Kicken Chicken
Kicken: "I'm smart!"
Observer: "Then what's 25 + 25?"
Kicken: "25!"
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Hoppy: "I have possibly made the biggest nuke ever, where do I shoot it?"
Weirdo: "Ohio."
Bubba: "We'd be hit by the blast too if it was Ohio."
Weirdo: "I don't care, nuke Ohio."
Hoppy: "What would that even look like?"
Observer, from the shadows: "Not that different apparently."
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Fact Finder: "I don't know my Geology!"
Bubba: "Geology?-"
Fact Finder: "No, I meant Biology- or maybe astrology?"
Miss Delight: "...I asked where America was."
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Sleepy Sheep: "Fuck."
Islophobe: "WATCH YOUR MOTHERFUCKING, COCKSUCKING, ASSKISSING, SHIT EATING BULLSHITING LANGUAGE."
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Fact Finder: "What are you watching?"
Sleepy Sheep: "Say gex."
Fact Finder: "Gex."
Sleepy Sheep: "..."
Everyone else: "..."
Fact Finder: "..OH-"
YOU ARE READING
Poppy Playtime Scenarios: Smiling And Nightmare Critters
RandomI know I haven't finished any stories lol, but I really wanted to try something. Background info on chapter 1. I don't want complaints or hate comments so yeah. By the way.. This can be used/read with friends cause I always thought that would be gre...
