Babysitter [COMPLETED]

[6]: Boy Funk*

Chapter 6

While the kids watched Cartoon Network in the living room, I started to make them ham and cheese sandwiches. It's been exactly two weeks since my first day and almost my last but ever since then, Lans 'ordered' his son to show me around. Sikes.

His dad basically forced him to show me around the house, which I thought was really funny. His voice was so monotone and boring that I just couldn't keep my laughter in. From family pictures, to family history, Dave showed me it all. Once I let out my laughter, I couldn't stop. He stared at for what felt like forever until he started laughing too.

In the moment, it was like all tension was gone and we walked next to each other, back down to the living room. I saw a different side of him. The good side, not the jerk one I've been seeing since the moment I stepped into the house.

I finished cutting the sandwiches into triangles and took them to the living room where the kids were. I've come to conclusion that Cartoon Network is the perfect kid channel for little toddlers and kids to watch.

Disney's was more for girls, Disney XD was more for boys and Nick, well they're just taking a turn and most their shows were for older kid. Cartoon Network on the other hand, is a mix of all three until after midnight then it's for teens like me.

You gotta love Family guy.

After giving them the sandwiches, I went back to the kitchen to put the ingredients away. Then, my belly started to growl. I started to take out everything again, and make myself one. As I started making the sandwich, Dave barged into the kitchen, startling me.

I continued to make the sandwich while he went to the fridge and took out a bottle of water. I just minded my own business, making my yummy sandwich, until I saw him lean on the island and watch me.

I know, creepy but I somehow cracked a smile while he stood there. "Can I help you?" I asked, putting the knife down after I finished cutting the breads in half.

Before I could even grab my sandwich, Dave picked it up and took a big chunk out of it.

"Not anymore" he said with a mayo filled smirk.

"You do realize I have a knife right?" I asked with squinted eyes.

He started to move his lips, getting all the corners cleaned and licked his lips to get the sauce off, as he made his way to the other side of the island where I was.

He stopped right in front of me, making his body odor fill my nose. Now, there's different body odor on guys. There's the one you find strangely attractive and then the ones that smell like a dirty dog. Right now, it was the second one.

"You stink." I mumbled, looking up slightly given the height advantage he had over me.

"I know." he smirked. It wasn't a nice one either. Before I knew it, he had both his arms wrapped around me wiping all his body odor on me.

"Stop! Ew!" I yelled. I made sure not to scream so I wouldn't worry the kids in the living room.

I starting spitting out curse words at him, in the most quietest voice I could manage. I was beginning to smell his funk on me and it was not a nice scent.

Then, I felt my butt connect with something hard and realized he had sat me down on the island.

I pushed him off me, making him stumble back a little. I smelled my shirt and had to pull back immediately.

"You're disgusting." I started to take off my shirt, given I had a tank top underneath.

Right when I put the shirt over my head I felt two hands on top of my thighs, spreading my legs, before a body stood in front of me. His body.