Leap Year

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Tony was in the store with his hat, hood, and glasses on, trying to disguise himself as he bought tools and all the supplies he needed while drinking an energy drink.

He then started building his technology.

By the next day, he was in a car to Miami, Florida. Last time he was there, he did not leave the bed, if you get what I'm saying.

Tony was up in a tree with binoculars as he watched the guards patrolling the mansion.

Until he saw his entry and ran with it, hopping over the wall and trespassing.

He then slowly walked up the outside stairs, where a guard had his back turned. Tony then used his whip, connected it to the guard's leg, and brought him down hard before he shot a dart at another one and kneed him.

Then another guard tried to roll up on him, and he caught the man, tased him, and brought him to the ground, still shaking.

Two guards were standing around a fountain, so he threw a bomb at them in the shape of an ornament, making them confused. One of the guards picked it up before it blew up in his face. The second guard then turned and whipped out his gun, but Tony was already shooting him, and he fell into the fountain. Tony then dropped another ornament bomb on him, and it exploded as he walked away calmly. He even threw his gun in the plants.

He slowly crept around inside the mansion, seeing a woman laying on the table.

"Why is it so hot in here? I told you to put it at 68," a woman said, sitting in a chair inside a room.

"My fault again," a man scoffed. "Let me tell you something, sweetheart. I am not your personal air con-" he was cut off by Tony casually shocking him with his new glove.

Tony then took the gun and pointed it at the girl, who held up her hands in surrender. He then pointed his finger to his lips to silence her as he walked into another room.

He had his gun raised as he entered the room.

He walked past all of the camera stuff and past the wall that had a bed in the middle of it.

He held his gun up to the bed as he made his way over to it, stripping the covers, only for two girls in lingerie to gasp and sit up, leaving Tony confused.

A toilet then flushed, and Tony hid himself in the corner with the gun pointed toward the sound as the girls laid back down.

"Well. I wouldn't go in there for 20 minutes," Master Splinter laughed before looking at the girls. "Now, which one of you is Vanessa?"

"That's me. Ah!" Vanessa said.

"Ah, Nessie," the man said as he threw something at her. "Did you know that fortune cookies aren't even Chinese?"

Tony popped out slowly but was not recognized behind the bed.

"There's some guy over here," one of the girls said, but Splinter wasn't paying attention.

"They're made by Americans, based on a Japanese recipe," the man laughed. Then he saw Tony pointing a gun at him, so he raised his hands in surrender. "Hey! Bloody hell. Bloody hell."

"Don't move," Tony said.

"I'm not moving. You want something? Take it. Although the guns are all fake because those wankers wouldn't trust me with the real ones," the man said.

"What?" Tony asked in confusion.

"Hey, do you fancy either of the birds?" the man continued, pointing at the girls, which made them feel offended.

"Heard enough," Tony said, rolling his eyes. "You're not him. The Mandarin, the real guy." He then cocked the gun. "Where? Where's the Mandarin? Where is he?"

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