the one with the school party

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Monica’s Apartment – Morning

Monica’s pacing with a clipboard, stressing out.

"Okay, guys, listen — a food critic is coming to the restaurant tonight. I need to practice my smile, my plate angles, and how to casually say “organic” 17 times." Monica says

"Say “organic” once more and you’ll summon a Whole Foods demon." Chandler said

"You say that like it hasn’t happened before." Ronnie said to him

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Ronnie and Jake’s Dilemma

At Central Perk, Ronnie and Jake walk in holding an invitation.

"Okay, it’s official. We’ve been invited to the coolest kid in school’s party." Jake said

"Ugh. Social pressure and soda stains. My favorite combo." Ronnie said

" Come on, it could be fun... unless we show up and everyone’s in weird costumes or something."he said to her

"Or worse — slow dancing. I do not emotionally recover from that." She told him

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Ronnie tells Chandler about the party.

"Any advice on not looking like a total middle-school disaster?" She asked him

puts on sunglasses indoor "One word: swagger." He said

"  You sound like a rejected pop star." She told him

"You wound me." He said to her


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The Party

Ronnie and Jake arrive. It’s crowded, loud, and awkward. Jake’s ex is there again, of course. Ronnie pretends not to care, but she does.

Cue classic accidental spill, awkward dancing, and Ronnie low-key standing up for herself — again.

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Wrap-Up at Central Perk

Everyone debriefs the chaos. Monica’s dinner went “fine” until the critic sneezed into his risotto. Joey is still ranting about “stolen Joey-ness.”

" At least none of us slow-danced. Small wins." She said to the gang

"Speak for yourself. Your dad danced with the pizza guy." Jake told her

"  That was me. And he was feeling the vibe."Chandler told them


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School Party – Night

The living room is filled with middle schoolers, loud music, and half-eaten chips. Ronnie and Jake walk in cautiously, holding two cans of soda.

"Okay, we don’t look out of place… yet." Jake reassured her

"I feel like we just walked into a teenage zoo. If someone starts floss-dancing, I’m leaving."she said as she turned

A group of kids walks by doing exactly that.

"That’s it. I’m leaving." Ronnie said

" No you’re not." Jake grind

" Only because they have decent snacks." She told him

Just then, Jake’s ex — a confident, stylish girl named Talia — walks over, fake smiling.

" Oh. You guys made it. Cute." Talia said to them

"Thanks. I was going for “barely tolerating this environment.” Ronnie said to her

"Jake, you didn’t tell me she’d be here." Talia said as she ignores her

" You didn’t ask."he said

"You know, this is usually where girls say something clever or territorial." Talia said as she turned to Ronnie

" Oh, sorry — I save that for people who matter." Ronnie said to her

Talia looks stunned for a beat before walking away with a dramatic eye roll.

" Okay, that was... savage." Jake told her

"Thanks. I practice in the mirror." Ronnie said to him

Suddenly, the music changes to a slow song. A few kids pair off awkwardly.

" Uh-oh. Slow dance alert." He warned her

"Abort mission?" Ronnie said to him

"Nah, let’s just awkwardly shuffle in place and make fun of everyone." He told her

" Now that’s romance." She said

They fake-dance with exaggerated awkward moves, laughing as they go. The tension melts.

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Central Perk – The Next Day

The whole group is there: Monica, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, Ross. Ronnie and Jake walk in, looking tired but smug.

"So? How was the party?" Monica asked them

"Survivable. Barely. There was dancing, a food table that looked like a health hazard, and Talia tried to stare me into a coma." Ronnie said

"But Ronnie roasted her into another dimension." Jake said

"That’s my girl! Give her a script already." Joey said

"It was less “script” and more “accidental mic drop.” she told them

"That’s my influence. Passive aggression is a Bing family tradition." Chandler said proudly

"So... any drama?" Ross asked

"Not really. We slow-danced ironically and judged everyone else. It was magical." Jake said

"That’s kind of adorable." Rachel said

"I had a slightly less magical night. The food critic sneezed mid-bite and blamed my seasoning for “activating his sinuses.”monica said

" You’ve officially seasoned someone into a medical emergency. New record." Chandler said to her

" I still think that yogurt guy copied me. I’ve been practicing my “passion stare.”joey said

Joey stares dramatically at his coffee. Everyone stares back in silence.

"Please don’t do that in public ever again." Ronnie begged them

" Or private. Or... anywhere." Jake said

Everyone laughs.

" So what’s next? More parties? More fake dates? More monkey drama?" Chandler asked

Just then, Marcel runs by the front window, chased by a screaming barista.

" I was literally about to say he was with a sitter." Ross said


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