Camping in mountains

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Oh wow... I am so glad I accepted those condoms from Commander Shephard! 

Ok, from the start. 

So I went hunting with my father disguised as Luke Skywalker. I told my friends and I told Duke Blaid what my disguise would be just in case I needed backup. I killed the strongest Pternoc easy peasy all by myself and earned a night with no watch. Aron acted a fool for a moment and my dumb dad almost let him. Lucky for me Lambert's dad had my back. 

Anyway, to celebrate my successful kill of the evolved Pternoc that night, I did my little puppet show with my shields. I don't know if I was casting any subconscious magic or what happened because somehow that show turned Dominic up to an 11! I had no idea Charlie Daniels could have that effect on a guy!

Not that I was complaining mind you!

The man knows what he's doing. He didn't need the condoms really because I don't have a uterus. But that is a secret formed in a sacred trust between me and the teacher who saved my life and I was not going to violate that. Doesn't matter how hot any guy is, I was not telling him I was barren. In Giltea that would be a death sentence for any noble born woman. 

War, in my case since there is no way my grandpa would just let them even try it. I was glad I had the condoms. Oh so very glad! We found other times during the trip for escapades in the woods and honestly I don't understand why my dad trusts him so blindly. I guess Felix is doing a really great job of diverting his attention. The hunts were delightful! Wonder how I am gonna manage this "date" he wants us to go on. Should be fun!

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