Hanji: Hello everyone and welcome to the Hanji andq Eren show....*drum roll*
Eren: 600 VIEWS SPECIAL! *air horns and fire works*
Hanji: We decided that this episode we will be doing dares from this website
->http://www.gettoknowu.com/Truth_or_Dare/Dares_for_Truth_or_Dare_01.php <-
Eren: Today we also have some friends with us!
Sasha: *eating* H-hewo
Connie: *waves and smiles* Hiiii
Horsegallopneighneigh: *mumbles* I don't even know why I agreed to be here....
Ymir: Hey *holds on to Krista*
Krista: *smiles* Hello!
Levi: ...Hi
Mikasa: *waves*
Armin: H-hi *smiles shyly*
Hanji: Alright lets start by abc order
Armin-Connie-Eren-Hanji-Jean-Krista-Levi-Mikasa-Sasha-Ymir
Hanji: Alright so lets begin! Armin read a dare!
Armin: O-okay....hmm...oh! Eren I dare you to go to the kitchen and eat.....soap!
Eren: S-SOAP!?
Everyone: *laughs*
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ERENS DARE 1
EAT SOAP
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Eren: *hesitates* Ummm...are you sure?
Hanji: Come on Eren!
Jean: Pffft...Yea Eren don't be a bitch
Eren: Grrr! *Eats whole bar of soap*
Everyone: ( ﾟдﾟ) ......
Eren: *struggling to chew* Ah...gah...mmmph....*swallows* s-see im not a bitch! *single tear*
Mikasa: Eren?
Eren: Im fine.....*points to corner* Isnt that right Mr.Chicken?
Mikasa: Er-
Eren: I like chickens *passes out*
Everyone: (ಥ_ಥ)
Hanji: Alright so *claps* who's next?
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To be continued....
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The Hanji and Eren Show!
AcakA bunch of crazy things happen when Eren and Hanji team up and start a show together such as Exploding Babies and Asking Cadets questions! *I don't own Attack on Titan*
