Hanji: Hello Everyone and Welcome to
Eren: The Hanji and Eren Show!
Hanji: Today Armin is going to teach us how to make *points to Armin*
Armin: Pancakes
Hanji: Wooo! Let's get started!
__TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY MARTIN LUTHER KING'S BIRTHDAY__
Hanji & Eren: *looking at Armin with notepads and pencils*
Armin: Okay so first you have to make your pancake batter *makes batter*
Hanji & Eren: *Writes that down*
Armin: Then you have to crack your e-
Hanji: BORING! Im boooored! Lets had some stuff in it! *pours hot sauce into it*
Armin: W-Wait! Hey!
Eren: Oooo! Don't forget this! *Adds in a bunch of soy sauce*
Hanji: And this! *Adds in a bunch of grass and dirt*
Eren: And we can't forget about this! *Adds in a few pencil shavings*
Armin: W-Wait your not supposed t-*faints*
Hanji & Eren: ......*continues putting random stuff into it*
__TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY NEVER LET HANJI AND EREN COOK FOOD__
Connie: Uhm.. Are you guys sure about this?
Jean: Yea this look like shit..
Mikasa: *Death stares Jean* I'll eat it Eren! *Eyes Sparkle*
Hanji: *Smiles* Of course we're sure go ahead come on!
Connie & Jean: .....*hesitantly eats it*.......*covers their mouths trying not to throw up*
Mikasa: *bites one a pancake*....I love it Eren *continues eating*
Eren: *smiles* Really?! Yes! *Jumps up in the air*
Levi: Oi what the hell is going on in here? *looks around*
Hanji: Oh Hello Levi! *smiles and waves*
Eren: Heicho come and taste a pancake!
Connie & Jean: *quickly look at Levi and shake their heads no*
Levi: A pancake ay? *tilts his head to the side a bit and looks at the pancakes*...If these taste awful i'm shoving a Pancake up you-
Hanji: CENSORS!
Levi: ...*takes a pancake and slowly bites it* ...Oh..not bad *keeps eating it*
Jean & Connie: ..........what
Hanji & Eren: *high five*
...FOUR WEEKS LATER LEVI AND MIKASA ENDED UP IN THE HOSPITAL AND ONCE THEY GOT OUT LEVI DID SHOVE A PANCAKE UP EREN'S ASS..
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The Hanji and Eren Show!
RastgeleA bunch of crazy things happen when Eren and Hanji team up and start a show together such as Exploding Babies and Asking Cadets questions! *I don't own Attack on Titan*
