Hanji: Hello and Welcome to the...
Eren: Eren and Hanji Show!
Hanji: Today Eren and I are gonna do "Gender Swap" I am gonna dress up like Eren and hes gonna dress up like me and then mess with a person of the others choice! So Eren Who am I gonna mess with!
Eren: Hmm....Mikasa!
Hanji: Okay! Than for you I chose Levi!
Eren: *Blushes* M-Mkay No problem!
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HANJI'S TURN: THE LUNCH ROOM
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Hanji: *Walks up to Mikasa* Hey Gurl...How You Doin?
Eren: *Face Palm*
Mikasa: ...What
Hanji: So you wanna smush lips like we always do in secret even though everyone knows what really happening
Mikasa:*Blushes* What the hell......do people really say that? What are you doing Hanji?
Hanji: *Puts finger on Mikasa's mouth* Hssssssh.....Im Eren
Mikasa: But Your Not-
Hanji: Hush Gurl and watch me change into a titan and you can ride on my Titan muscles.....*Bites Thumb and starts screaming like a maniac*
Eren: Im going to kill her.....
Mikasa: Eren why is Hanji doing this?
Hanji: *Leans in close to Mikasa's face and whispers* You didn't bring any bullets with you did you?
Mikasa: Um...No...Wh-
Hanji: GOOD CAUSE THESE GUNS ARE LOADED! *Starts Flexing*
Eren: Oh god no....
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EREN'S TURN: LEVI'S OFFICE
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Eren: *Knocks on door*
Levi: Come in
Eren: *Comes in Akwardly* H-Heyyy....T-herrre.....Handsome
Levi: ........
Eren: ..........
Hanji: Pfffftttt.......xD
Levi: Get the fuck out Jaeger
Eren: I'm not Eren....Im Hanji
Levi: .........
Eren: .........
Hanji: *Laughing extremely hard*
Eren: .....Soo...*Sits on Levi's desk* ...Has anyone ever told you that...your...uh eyes sparkle.....like um.....toast....
Levi: *Dafuq? Look on face*.....Toast....
Eren: Y-YEA! *Slips and falls off desk with one leg and hand still on the desk*
Erwin: Levi *Shuffles Papers* I Need to talk to you about.....
Levi: .........
Eren: Hi.........Im Hanji
Erwin: ..........
Levi: *Face Palm*
Erwin: *Slowly backs out of room*...Y-Yea so uhm Im guessing this is a...uh bad time.....*Starts running away*
Levi:......Jaeger.....
Eren: Yes Levi?....
Levi: ...Get the fuck out of my office.....
Eren: *Stands up and walks towards the door*.....B-By....the way.....Im Hanji
Levi: *Death Glares*
Eren: Kay Bye! *Rushes out*
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Hanji: *Laughing* Wow that couldnt have failed any more than it did!
Eren: Shut up!
Hanji: Aww look at little Jaeger embaressed....thats okay! Because im sure you totally scored with Mikasa!
Eren: *Face Turns Red* WERE FAMILY!!
Hanji: See you Next Time! Byeee!!
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A/N: I Hopes You Enjoyed it Byeeeee!!! I WILL UPDATE SOON!
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The Hanji and Eren Show!
CasualeA bunch of crazy things happen when Eren and Hanji team up and start a show together such as Exploding Babies and Asking Cadets questions! *I don't own Attack on Titan*
