Hanji: On the first day of Christmas my heicho gave to me
Eren: A titan stepping on me! *smiles*
Hanji: On the second day of Christmas my heicho gave to me
Levi: Two rubber gloves
Eren: And a titan stepping on me
Hanji: On the third day of Christmas my heicho gave to me
Mikasa: Three plushie Erens *squeezes them*
Levi: Two rubber gloves..*waves them around*
Eren: And a Titan stepping on me
Hanji: On the fourth day of Christmas my heicho gave to me
Armin: Four stacks of books
Mikasa: Three Eren plushies
Levi: Two rubber gloves
Eren: And a titan stepping on me
Hanji: On the fifth day of Christmas my heicho gave to me
Sasha: Fiiiiiiive po-ta-tooooes!
*drools*Armin: Four stacks of books
Mikasa: Three Eren plushies
Levi: Two rubber gloves
Eren: And a titan stepping on me
Hanji: On the sixth day of Christmas my heicho gave to me
Connie: Six brand new shirts
Sasha: Fiiiiiiiive po-ta-tooooooes!
Armin: Four stacks of books
Mikasa: Three Eren plushies
Levi: Two rubber gloves
Eren: And a titan stepping on me
Hanji: On the seventh day of Christmas my heicho gave to me
Jean: Seven bags of horse feed...
Connie: Six brand new T-shirts
Sasha: Fiiiiiiive po-ta-toooooes
Armin: Four stacks of books
Mikasa: Three Eren plushies
Levi: Two rubber gloves
Eren: And a titan stepping on me
Hanji: On the eight day of Christmas my heicho gave to me
Alois Trancy (Black Butler): EIGHT BOOTY SHORTSSSS!
Hanji: Hey wrong anime!
Jean: Seven bags of horse feed
Connie: Six brand new shirts
Sasha: Fiiiiiiive po-ta-toooooes!
Armin: Four stacks of books
Mikasa: Three Eren plushies
Levi: Two rubber gloves
Eren: And a titan stepping on me
Hanji: On the ninth day of Christmas my heicho gave to me
Haruka Nanase (Free!): Nine cans of mackerel ..*hugs cans*
Hanji: HEY!
Alois: Eight pairs of booty shorts *sticks tongue out*
Hanji: LEAVE!
Jean: Seven bags of horse feed
Connie: Six brand new t-shirts
Sasha: Fiiiiiive po-ta-toooooes! *licks potatoes*
Armin: Four stacks of books *tipping over*
Mikasa: *feeding an Eren plushie* Three Eren plushies
Levi: *cleaning* Two rubber gloves
Eren: And a titan stepping on me!
Hanji: On the tenth day of Christmas my heicho gave to me!
Ryuk (Death Note): Ten juicy apples! *licks lips
Hanji: *sighs* Whatever
Haru: Nine cans of mackerel *cooking mackerel for Rin*
Alois: Eight pairs of booty shorts *trying them on*
Jean: Seven bags of horse feed *shrugs and starts eating it*
Connie: Six brand new shirts *trying them on*
Sasha: Fiiiiiiive po-ta-tooooooes!
*eats one*Armin: Four stacks of books *sits down and starts reading*
Mikasa: Three Eren plushies *kisses them*
Levi: Two rubber gloves
Eren: And a titan stepping on me!
Hanji: On the Eleventh day of Christmas my heicho gave to me
Yato(Noragami): Eleven gold coins! *day dreaming*
Ryuk: Ten juicy apples *eating them*
Haru: Nine cans of mackerel..
Alois: Eight pairs of booty shorts
Jean: Seven bags of horse feed
Connie: Six brand new shirts
Sasha: Fiiiiiive po-ta-tooooes!
Armin: Four stacks of books
Mikasa: Three Eren plushies
Levi: Two rubber gloves
Eren: And a titan stepping on me
Hanji: On the twelve day of Christmas my heicho gave to me
Erwin: Twelve new recruitments
*holds up papers*Yato: Eleven gold coins
Ryuk: Ten juicy apples
Haru: Nine cans of mackerel *sits down next to Rin and eats mackerel*
Alois: Eight pairs of booty shorts
Jean: Seven bags of horse feed
Connie: Six brand new shirts
Sasha: Fiiiiiiive po-ta-tooooes!
Armin: Four stacks of books
Mikasa: Three Eren plushies
Levi: Two rubber gloves
Everyone: And a titan stepping on, A titan stepping on, A titan stepping on meeee!!
~HAVE A GREAT CHRISTMAS~
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The Hanji and Eren Show!
AcakA bunch of crazy things happen when Eren and Hanji team up and start a show together such as Exploding Babies and Asking Cadets questions! *I don't own Attack on Titan*