Hanji: Hello everyone and welcome to the
Eren: Hanji and Eren show!
Hanji: Today we have a really cool object to share..its so amazing so rare and its full of magical pages!
*takes out a death note*Eren: .....a book?
Hanji: No Eren it's not a book *slaps Eren's head* Its a notebook!
Eren: *rubbing his head and laughs a bit* Right right! Sorry!
Hanji: I found it outside! Apparently you write the name of a person inside of it and they die of a heart attack!
Eren: *looks amazed* Woooooah! Let's test it!
Hanji: Who should we test it on?
Eren: I don't know...
Hanji:....
Eren:.....
Hanji: ...wanna see what will happen if we flush it down the toilet?
Eren: YEAAA!!
*TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY "I'LL TAKE A POTATO CHIP AND EAT IT!"*
Hanji:*trying to flush the bo-... Note book down the toilet*
Eren: Go! Go! Go! Go! *pumping his fist in the air*
Levi: *walks in*Oi! What the hell are you doing!?
Hanji: Levi?
Eren: Ah! Heich-
Levi: *smacks Hanji and Eren*
Hanji & Eren: Ow!!
Hanji: Ruuun! *runs away*
Eren: *runs away after Hanji*
Levi: Tch..*looks at the toilet and picks up the death note* Huh?..
__TO BE CONTINUED...MAYBE__
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The Hanji and Eren Show!
RandomA bunch of crazy things happen when Eren and Hanji team up and start a show together such as Exploding Babies and Asking Cadets questions! *I don't own Attack on Titan*