Hanji: Hello Everyone and welcome to..
Eren: The H-
Connie: THE HANJI AND EREN SHOW!!
Eren:......
Hanji: Today we will be having a basket race! Today's racers are *points to basket number 1* Eren and Armin!
Eren: *smiles and waves*
Armin: *smiles nervously* I-I don't think thi-
Hanji: Who will be going up against *points to basket number 2* Connie and Jean!
Connie: *waves and smiles excitedly* Hello!
Jean: *fixing up the basket*
Hanji: So here's how the race will happen. Both teams decide who will ride in the basket and who will push the basket down the stairs *looks at them* So teams decide now
Eren: Alright Armin I'll push
Armin: O-Okay
Connie: Alright Jean go ahead and get in
Jean: Hah? Why do I have to get in? You get in!
Connie: Are you crazy? I'm not going in that!
Hanji: Come on team two we're ready to start!
Connie: He wants me to go in the basket!
Hanji: Hmm..well it does make more sense for Jean to push, his horse legs could push the basket farther
Jean: HEY!
Connie: *laughs a bit* Alright Alright *gets inside*
Armin: *gets inside as well*
Hanji: *looks at Levi* Alright Levi's going to decide who made it to the finish line first..Levi are you ready?!
Levi: *raises his hand a little while nodding his head* Yea
Hanji: Good..*looks at the racers* Racers are you ready?!
Armin & Connie: *look at each other and nod their heads*
Hanji: On your Mark... Get Set .....GO!!
Eren: *pushes Armin's basket as hard as he can*
Jean: *kicks Connie's basket as hard as he can*
Armin: *flies down the stairs in his basket screaming*
Connie: *flies down the stairs as well* WOOO!!
Armin: *opens his eyes* W-Wait I-I might make i- *basket trips on a step and he flies out of it and tumbles down the stairs and his face slides up against the ground making him stop directly at Levi's feet*
Levi: .....*looks up at Hanji* Team 1 wins *walks away* Your all idiots
Connie: *basket stops sliding*
Eren: Woooo! *jumps up and rushes to Armin to give him a high five* Good job Armin!
Armin: *face on the ground in pain*
Jean: Damn it Connie!
Connie: *looks back at Jean* What!? Don't blame me blame your weak horse legs!
YOU ARE READING
The Hanji and Eren Show!
RandomA bunch of crazy things happen when Eren and Hanji team up and start a show together such as Exploding Babies and Asking Cadets questions! *I don't own Attack on Titan*
