Hanji: Hello everyone and welcome to..
Eren: THE HANJI AND EREN SHOW! *air horns*
Hanji: So for today since its summer we decided to walk around and show you guys what its like! Let's goooooo!
~ Wooooo ~
Hanji: During the summer instead of wearing jeans and a jacket we change our attire to no sleeved jackets and booty shorts!
Levi: *practicing in booty shorts, a tank top, and a no sleeved jacket*
Hanji: Looking good Levi
Eren: *Thumbs up*
~ Wooooo ~
Eren: According to our study even titan's get hot in the summer.. and they start to sweat... unfortunately, so we end up getting drenched with titan sweat...
Hanji: *Standing under a titan* COME ON BABY SWEAT ON ME (╯✧∇✧)╯*cheering and jumping up and down*
Eren: hanjiples ( ･ั﹏･ั)
~ Wooooo ~
Hanji: In the summer when its time to come back to the town we send your dead family member back to you wiiiiiiiith
Eren: SUNGLASSES!! (⌐■_■) *air horns*
~ Wooooo ~
Eren: In the summer we even have DAAANCE PAAARTIEEESS!! *loud music*
Everyone: *dancing*
Person: U-Uhm commander there's a lot of titans entering the town right now shouldn't we g-
Erwin: ..... *turns up the music*
Person: S-Sir?? SIR!!
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A/N: I APOLOGIZE FOR NOT UPDATING IN QUITE SOMETIME ('；Д；｀)
Buuuuut heeeeeey im here and its summer vacation WOOOO! Soooo I shall be updating some more. Anyways...
BYEEEEEE~! °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°
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The Hanji and Eren Show!
RandomA bunch of crazy things happen when Eren and Hanji team up and start a show together such as Exploding Babies and Asking Cadets questions! *I don't own Attack on Titan*
