Hanji: Hello and welcome to the Hanji and Eren show!
Eren: This episode we will be doing another session of....
Both: ASK A CADET!
Eren: Author-chan is writing this on the bus so sorry if it sucks ass ( ' ▽ ' )ﾉ
Me: God dammit Eren dont break the fourth wall!
Eren:....sorry
Hanji: Anyways...today's contestant is drum role please *points to Levi*
Levi: (- _ -) *smacks a trash can*
Hanji & Eren: Mikasa Ackerman!
Hanji: Let's begin!
Mikasa: *sitting down in chair*
Eren: *reading card* Okay Mikasa what is your favorite type of Eren ...noise? What the hell? ...Hanji what kind of question is thi-
Mikasa: Eren sneezing
Eren: W-What?! Your actually going to answer them!?
Hanji: *smiling* Of course she will because she car-
Levi: *holding up paper* She signed a contract
Hanji: SHHSHSHSHSHHHHHH....
Eren:.......
Hanji: ( ﾟヮﾟ) ......moving on Question number 2! *looks at note card* What is your favorite thing about Eren
Mikasa: His...perso-
Hanji: DICK
Eren: HANJI WHAT THE FUCK!?!
Mikasa: *blushing and death staring Hanji*
Levi: *laughing internally xD*
Hanji: *dying from laughter*
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The Hanji and Eren Show!
Ngẫu nhiênA bunch of crazy things happen when Eren and Hanji team up and start a show together such as Exploding Babies and Asking Cadets questions! *I don't own Attack on Titan*
