Hanji: Hello Everyone and Welcome to...
Eren: The Eren and Hanji Show!
Hanji: Today we are going to play another game of...
Both: FOLLOWING LEVIIIII!
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IN THE HALLWAY
@2:00PM
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Levi: *Leaning up against the wall and drinking..something?...Idk..Tea...yea...tea*
Hanji: *Starts Recording* Ok so Eren...You go the thing?
Eren: Yea *Rolls Baby Across The Floor*
Baby: *Crying*
Levi: *Looks at Baby* Uhm.....Hello?......Did Someone drop their baby?...*Slurps Tea*
Baby: *Stares at Levi*
Levi: *Stares At Baby*
Baby: *Stares at Levi* Da-
Levi: Not my baby *Walks Away*
Hanji & Eren: *Shocked* Di-Did He just leave an abondened baby?
Hanji: Wait Wait.....Shhhhh he's coming back!
Levi: *Walks Back and stares at baby* .........*Groans* Fine *Picks Up Baby*
Hanji: Yes Now we got 'em!
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LEVI'S OFFICE
@2:15
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Levi: *Puts Baby On Desk* Soooo Uhm....Hi
Baby: *Blinks*
Eren: Uh..Hanji This is Boring
Hanji: *Laughs* I know thats why I have a plan B
Eren: What?
Levi: *Puts Baby On A Chair* Uh....I have to do some work so uh....sit here
Baby: *Blinks and Stares at Levi*
Levi: *Turns around to face window* *Thinks* What am I suppost to do with a baby? We'll maybe I could raise it to be my own...could I do that? I don't....well maybe.....
Hanji: Wait...for it.....
Eren: Hanji What are you planning?
Hanji: Wait for it.....
Levi: Maybe I should just turn it in to Erwin...I mean, I dont even know where it came from so why should I keep it...It could have a disease or something....*sighs*
Hanji: And NOW!!! *Presses Button on small device*
*BOOOOOOOOOM; BIG EXPLOSION AND SMOKE EVERYWHERE*
Hanji: Pffffftt....LOOK AT HIS FACE!!!
Eren: *Horrified Look on Face* HANJI WHAT JUST HAPPENED
Hanji: *Laughing* I BLEW UP THE BABY XDDD
Eren: WHAT!!
Hanji: Dont worry it was fake
Levi: *Frozen*
Eren: Poor Heicho.....
Levi: *Cant Even Move*
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A/N: Poor Levi......Anyways.....Uhm....Sorry my Bookers for not updating much.....
Byeeeeeee (/^3^)/ ~
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The Hanji and Eren Show!
RandomA bunch of crazy things happen when Eren and Hanji team up and start a show together such as Exploding Babies and Asking Cadets questions! *I don't own Attack on Titan*
