Nere: Sup Ladies and Gents, Welcome to..
Ijnah: THE IJNAH & NERE SHOW!! *Explosions*
Nere: Today were gonna prank Ivel!
Ijnah: Woo! *sees Asakim* Hey Asakim do you want to join us?
Asakim: ...*looks at Nere and looks away* No.. *walks away*
Nere: ...*whispers* She totally wants me ..Hey what about you Nimra?
Nimra: Tch I don't have to time to waste on you losers *walks away sassily*
Nere: Fine well have fun wiiiiith ...Naej!
Naej: ...quack?
*TIME SKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY OPPOSITE DAY..ITS PROBABLY NOT TODAY BUT FUCK IT*
Ivel: *jumping on a couch* Bouncy Bouncy Bounce!
Nere: Ijnah ..get the guns ready
Ijnah: Got it *loads guns*
Naej: Q-Quack!? We're gonna shoot him?!
Nere: Yup here *gives him a gun*
Ijnah: *gives Nere a gun and herself a gun*
Nere: Ready on three ..1
Ijnah: 2
Neaj: Quack!!
Nere: GO! *runs in and starts spraying Levi with a water gun*
Ijnah: *does the same*
Naej: ..Oh.. It's a water gun *laughs a bit*
Ivel: H-Huh? Hey! What the heck guys that's not cool! *pouts*
Naej: *giggles and sprays his gun which was actually a real gun and he almost shoots and kills Lev- UHM I MEAN IVEL*
Nere, Ijnah, & Ivel: .........
Naej: ......( ;」ﾟﾛﾟ)｣
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GUUUUUUUUYYYYS IM SO SORRY I HAVENT UPDATED IN FOREVER BECAUSE IM LAZY TRASH XD
But Hey its updated now so there's no problem (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
So you probably read this chapter and thought
..what the actual fuck
But to be honest with you I don't even know myself. I just thought Hey what if everything was backwards? Soooo
Eren - Nere
Hanji - Ijnah
Mikasa - Asakim
Armin - Nimra
Jean - Neaj
Levi - Ivel
I made Eren the main host and the more outgoing one, Hanji the backup host and the one that goes along with Erens crazy ideas, Mikasa isn't obsessed with Eren xD, Armin doesnt give two shits about you or your life, Jean is a duck, and Levi is a bit of a bitch
Well... Bye (¬_¬)ﾉ
Jk BYEEEEEE~ ヽ(*'з｀*)ﾉ
YOU ARE READING
The Hanji and Eren Show!
RandomA bunch of crazy things happen when Eren and Hanji team up and start a show together such as Exploding Babies and Asking Cadets questions! *I don't own Attack on Titan*
