Tough Chance, Kid

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'Emma Swan's hot girlfriend, Regina, makes us all wish we were her- or dating her- as she rocked her hot bod in a hot black bikini. She also showed off her belly button ring, while rocking her girlfriends feathery shawl. Her sultry stare is fixed on the person behind the camera, who we're assuming is her equally as hot model girlfriend. Her seductive stance makes us all weak in the knees and she looks like a model herself! Watch out Karlie Kloss and Olivia Wilde! It looks like Emma Swan has moved on from your harsh breakups and is doing better than ever.' My eyes were wide as I finished the article and looked at the picture of me that was included. Emma, indeed, took this picture. It was the day we first had sex. And now, it's all over the media. Just like my relationship with Emma. Not that I care. I just.. I was a nobody a little over a month ago. Then, Emma noticed me on YouTube and my life was never the same. Now, I'm in love with the girl of my dreams and dating her. And living with her. And having sex with her. "Mm. What are you doing up?" Emma mumbled. "Reading about your hot girlfriend who's apparently better than your other girlfriends for you." I said with a smirk. "What?" She asked. I chuckled and read her the article. "How'd they get that picture?" She asked. "I don't know. But, at least they think I'm hot." I said. She nodded. "Wait." She said. "What?" I asked. "When we shot the Beautiful Soul video, we used my camera. The picture was on there. And Karlie was looking through it. I bet she gave them the picture. But the jokes on her because they love that picture." She said. I laughed and nodded. "I just got a new idea for a song." Emma said and got up. I watched as she left the bedroom in her short shorts and tank top.

After almost an hour, Cara came into the room. "Emma's got the band down there. Come check it out." She Said. I nodded and got up. I'm wearing a tank top and pajama pants. Cara and I walked downstairs and to the studio. We walked in and sat down on the couch. Emma smiled. The rest of her band is here. Alice is a short brunette on the keyboard. James is a blonde guy on bass. Alex is a tall guy with long light brown hair that he keeps in a ponytail 90% of the time. Then, of course, Emma is main vocals and guitar. "Okay. Let's do this. To the cheating hoe who tried to fuck up my relationship." Emma said. Then, the band started playing. And Emma started the song.
"Ah lahmlahlah
Ah lahmlahlah

I met this girl late last year
She said, "Don't you worry if I disappear."
I told her I'm not really looking for another mistake
I called an old friend thinking that the trouble would wait
But then I jump right in
A week later returned
I reckon she was only looking for a lover to burn
But I gave her my time for two or three nights
Then I put it on pause 'til the moment was right
I went away for months until our paths crossed again
She told me, "I was never looking for a friend."
Maybe you could swing by my room around 10
Baby, bring a lemon and a bottle of gin
We'll be in between the sheets 'til the late AM
Baby, if you wanted me then you should've just said
She's singing
(Ah lahmlahlah)

Don't fuck with my love
That heart is so cold
All over my home
I don't wanna know that babe
(Ah lahmlahlah)
Don't fuck with my love
I told her she knows
Take aim and reload
I don't wanna know that babe
(Ah lahmlahlah)

For a couple weeks I
Only wanna see her
We drink away the days with a take-away pizza
Before a text message was the only way to reach her
Now she's staying at my place and loves the way I treat her
Singing out Aretha
All over the track like a feature
And never wants to sleep, I guess that I don't want to either
But me and her we make money the same way
Four cities, two planes the same day
And those shows have never been what it's about
But maybe we'll go together and just figure it out
I'd rather put on a film with you and sit on the couch
But we should get on a plane
Or we'll be missing it now
Wish I'd have written it down
The way that things played out
When she was kissing him
How? I was confused about
She should figure it out while I'm sat here singing
(Ah lahmlahlah)