This is NOT happening (1D FANFIC)

chapter 16

A/N I just got to say that i love all who have been reading my story. and if there isnt another chapter up tomorrow or even worse sunday, then my friend has probably killed me from the ending ect. so...

Still April's POV

I woke up unable to move. I rubbed my eyes and looked down at my body. I guess the boys become fidgety at night because Zayn was spread out across my legs on his front and Harry was in the same position but using my body as a pillow. I grabbed my phone off the table beside my bed and took a picture of the guys and texted it to Liam, that should give him a laugh.

I then realised I needed to pee so thought it were best to wake up Harry first and done this by poking his cheek; he swatted my hand away and turned over, his head landing somewhere inappropriate. Maybe I should try Zayn first, he is the hardest to wake up so let's try to call him and see if that works. It started ringing, 'one more, one more time, I'll make it better', and sounds like a part he sings from 'gotta be you'. I felt movement on my legs...

"uh.. hello?"

"Zayn.... GET OFF MY LEGS!"

He moved the phone from his ear and looked at it, then looked at me with a questioning look.

"Errr hello.... Zayn? You are on my legs, please get off then and then get Harry off me".

"Sure, one sec".

He got off and then took a picture of the position Harry was lying. My phone beeped signalling that I have received a text; I picked up my phone and saw Zayn had sent me a picture message; I opened it up and screamed... I think I'm blind! No one should ever have to see that site in the history of, well, EVER! The screaming woke up Harry; he pushed himself up so he was on his knees and stretched up yawning, then I let out a ear-deafening scream and ran to the bathroom.

"ZAYN!"

I could heard some mumbling and both Harry and Zayn burst out laughing.

"Umm... Yeah?"

"I know I asked you to wake up Harry, but I didn't mean for you to scare the living daylights out of me to wake him up. Have you not heard of waking someone up normally?"

"Sorry, I couldn't help it. And I thought you knew".

"Knew what?"

"I sleep naked love".

HE. SLEEPS. NAKED??? HE SLEPT NAKED... ON. MY. BED???

"WHAT THE HELL?!?!? WHO SLEEPS NAKED?!?!"

"...I do?"

"GET YOUR CLOTHES ON HARRY!"

"April, he has been dressed the whole time you have been in there!"

I left the bathroom and walked straight to my wardrobe ignoring the guys. I grabbed some random jeans and my t-shirt that says, 'read this I will hurt you'. I just thought; this could scare the guys a little. I won't actually hurt them... but they don't know that. I stripped off my bottoms and put on my SpongeBob Squarepants underwear and jeans, took off my top ready to put on my matching bra then there was a "WOAH!" I turned around and screamed grabbing a top to cover my chest... I have screamed a lot since I woke up haven't I? Anyways, Zayn stood there his eyes almost popping out of their socket and Harry's jaw dropped.

"OUT!"

They walked out still partially shocked. Perverts. I finished dressing and walked into my room. They were just standing there so I went over and hit them both around the head. They snapped out of their daydream rubbing their head.

I went into the bathroom and done my hair and made myself look decent for the day ahead. I went to my bedroom doorway and leant against the wall putting on my ankle boots; I grabbed my phone, purse and jacket and walked out leaving the boys. As I reached the dorm door Harry grabbed my arm pulling me into his arms. He lowered his body slightly to my eye level.