Hetalia One Shots

inSaNitY [Personality Swap]

Iceland rolled out of bed lazily as his phone rang. Picking it up, he groaned.

"Whaddyawan?" he asked groggily, slurring his words together.

"ICEEEEE HELP THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH NOR AND I THINK YOU MIGHT WANT TO HIDE YEAH I JU-ARRGH!"

There was a loud thump on the other end of the phone. Then it hung up.

"What the-was that Denmark? He said something was wrong with Norge?" Iceland said out loud.

"Like, what's going on?" said a voice behind him. Iceland turned around to see Hong Kong sitting up in the bed, watching him.

"Crap I didn't mean to wake you up. And it's just my family," he replied, thinking hard. What was going on? Just then, his phone rang again. Checking the caller ID, he saw that this time the call was from his brother. He looked to Hong Kong. "Should I answer it?"

The Asian shrugged. "I mean like, why wouldn't you? It is like, your brother, right?"

Iceland sighed and answered the phone. "What do you want Norge?"

"Call me big brother. Say it. Big brother big brother big brother biG BROTHER BIG BROTHER HEY ICE CALL ME BIG BROTHER! I'M OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW DO IT!"

Iceland hung up. There was something different about Norway. He had never been so insistent about this before. Iceland turned to face Hong Kong, who was looking at him questioningly. Putting a hand on his hip, and sitting with his legs crossed, Hong Kong pursed his lips and cocked his head.

"Wow, sassmaster. What?" Iceland asked.

"What did he like, want?"

"Just Norge being stupid. He was acting kinda weird but I'll bet you it's some prank set up by him and Denmark. He says he's outside right now." Iceland rolled his eyes.

Hong Kong stared at him. "Man, like, your family is like, really weird."

"Really? I hadn't noticed!" Iceland said sarcastically. Then he grinned at Hong Kong. "Food? I'm starving."

Hong Kong and Iceland walked downstairs into the kitchen, talking animatedly. Just as they were pouring some coffee out for the two of them, the front door suddenly burst open and Norway barged into the house.

"Oh my GOSH Norge what do you want?" Iceland asked, fed up with his protective older brother.

Norway walked into the room quickly, then ran over to Iceland, grabbing him so he couldn't move. Hong Kong stood there in shock, unsure what to do.

"Big brother! Ice call me big brother I want you to so badly please?" Norway yelled, looking Iceland in the eyes.

Iceland stared back. There was something extremely different about his brother. He had a manic look in his eyes, and a huge grin on his face.

Struggling, Iceland shouted back. "Why...are you...so...insistent about this?" he asked, grunting. But all Norway would talk about was how he wanted to be called "big brother."

Suddenly, he stopped shouting and went slightly limp. Putting a hand to his head, he squeezed his eyes shut and put his arms out, as if losing his balance. "What the-Iceland? What am I doing...and why is Hong Kong here?" he asked softly, backing away. He glared at the Asian nation, who stared back with his hand on his hip.

Iceland looked at his brother, slightly afraid. "Uhh...I don't know what the f-heck just happened but can you please leave?" he asked his brother, who glared at him as he stumbled and corrected his word choice.

"Fine," he said, his stoic look returning to his face. He turned slowly, and walked to the door. Pausing, he said, "You may want to leave too...Hong Kong." And with that, he walked out the door.

Iceland looked at the Asian. "I have...no idea what is going on, but you better not leave."

Hong Kong grinned. "Like, what would I do that for?"

~~~~~

Russia woke up peacefully, for once. He walked out and found Belarus sitting on the sofa, her face emotionless as she read a book. "O-oh...hello Belarus."

Belarus looked up. "Good morning Russia," was all she said before turning back to his book. Russia didn't know what was happening, but decided to enjoy it thoroughly.

Belarus did not move from that spot for quite a while, until suddenly, she stopped reading and slammed the book closed. "BIG BROTHEEER!" she shouted. "ARE YOU AWAKE YET?"

Russia sighed before running to hide in his room.

It can only last so long. He thought before he became terrified, hearing his younger sister stampeding down the hall.

THIS IS FOR HetalianBelgianFox I FORGOT TO PUT THIS EARLIER SORRY