March 7
I cannot fucking believe Norway. He treats me as if I'm still a little kid, ugh. Trying to make me believe in mystical creatures and magic. What an idiot.
Also, he and Denmark won't leave me alone about Hong Kong. Constant nagging and teasing is all I get. "Oh Ice when are you and Hong Kong gonna marry?"
"Oh Ice has he asked you out yet?"
"Are you two secretly dating yet?"
The nerve of those two, I tell you. And it's stupid fucking Christmas time, so Finny is never around to control the brat, who took all my candy from my room.
I am suffering withdrawls.
It is currently 3:47am and I am still on tumblr. Rest in peace my social life.
March 12
All I know is that Sweden won't stop staring at me.
It's really disconcerting because I don't know what happened or what he saw. I finally left the living room when I spotted something next to him that looks like a camera.
All I was doing was parkour. Haha as if.
I hear him. He is typing on his computer.
Sweden...the hell are you doing?
March 19
God damn it all let me tell you a secret. Don't let any Nordic nation have alcohol. Course, that won't stop Den but...seriously
THE FUCK
IS HAPPENING
IN MY HOUSE
I walked out of my room and I stepped on a mushed up pile of Legos and butter and it hurt and I really don't know what to think but since Nor tries to stop me from going drinking with everyone I have to deal with the aftermath and let me tell you it is not fucking pretty.
Help
March 23
I was dared by Den and Hong Kong to go on Omegle.
Never again.
April 1
April Fools Day can go die and rot in a hole. My hair is fucking purple.
I accidentally drank coffee butter.
A fucking firecracker exploded right outside my window at 4 this morning.
My Coke was replaced with Pepsi.
And it's not even noon yet.
ohMYGQD
FUCKIING HK IS BEAVTIFL
Haha NoR
Denn made ma dinmer
im falli
I'm goood I'm god
Lol DenNor fiyhT whaTz hapening
I cam't finb Mr Pwffin noo
So tìrd god
Fuck me
Fvckme h
April 2
MOTHERFUCKING DENMARK I CANNOT BELIEVE HIM OH MY GOD
JUST <this part was indecipherable as it was largely scribbles>
I CANNOT BELIEVE HE DID THAT OK HE MADE ME DINNER "TO MAKE UP FOR" THE PURPLE HAIR AND THE LITTLE FUCKER PUT VODKA IN MY DRINK
I FUCKING CALLED HONG APPARENTLY BUT HE WON'T TELL ME WHAT I SAID
And I have a raging hangover ugh kill me now.
I think Norway killed Denmark for me actually.
April 8
Fun fact: Hong and I are dating now.
Happy?
April 16
So I'm gonna go visit Hong and stay at his house for a couple weeks.
Nor is a little too happy and I can only guess three reasons why.
1.He has always shipped us together fuck him
2.Denmark might just do that
3.He can look through my room
But that means
I have to brave Hong Kong's family.
RIP
April 17
The fuck Hong isn't even here he won't be for like 3 days. Stupid boyfriend.
I might have secluded myself in "my" room which is really Hong's with an extra matt on the floor.
He said Japan and Taiwan made the arrangements. I know of their club. I get fanfiction from their club.
But I would rather not be in the fanfiction.
April 18
Taiwan came by today. She was gonna tell me it was time for food, I think, but we got distracted. I was on tumblr and she saw my dash, which at the moment had a (beautiful) DenNor fanfiction pulled up, with fanart above it.
She freaked out.
I didn't tell her it was my fanfiction.
April 19
Today Taiwan said UsUk was better then FrUk. I disagreed. We had a fucking dance battle over it. With those stupid Japanese songs and those crazy dances.
I think I did pretty good.
We decided on a draw when South Korea walked in on us.
But the war is still on. Oh it is on.
Even if I do love UsUk just as much as FrUk.
April 21
Hong is finally here. He's showing me around.
April 25
Apparently these Asians are crazy.
April 28
Hong's family and I all had some drinks last night. I don't know what happened but apparently, despite the fact I'm with Asians (who can't hold their liquor it's a known fact) I was still the lightweight.
The fuck.
May 16
Denmark
Needs
To
Give
Me
More
Legos
May 21
Fanfiction is fuckíng weird
June 2
I was asked to join that stupid yaoi shipping club.
I said yes. Norway doesn't need to know.
[because I was bored, and also needed to come up with ideas for a future YouTube channel I am making. RIP Iceland. RIP]
headcanon that Ice swears a lot because yes
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Fiksi Penggemar!!Requests Open!! Just little one shots I write because it totally isn't cliche at all. These are literally just one shots. Some ships some not. Some random some not. Drunk Norge? Check Hilarious Fluffy Prucan? Check Angst and sadness? Check Italy...
