I Will Always Protect You (Darkiplier fanfic)

Embarrassment

I was taking a shower. I could hear her talking. But who was she talking too? No one would reply. I came out with a towel wrapped around my waist. She knocked over her computer desk chair. Then she began screaming.
"Hey! Evelyn!" I yelled. She ignored me.
"They're after me! They're gonna get me!" She screamed. I tried to stop her, but she shook me off. I fell back and the towel... Sorta.... Fell off. She stared at me and stopped what she was doing. Her face went red, mine even redder. We both stared to a bit, until I finally covered myself again. At least she's okay. I got up and tried to play it cool.
"Good your okay. What was all that about?" I asked her. She still stood frozen.
"I, um, I, um, uh, gah." She didn't say anything. I just laughed. Her face turned a brighter shade of red. I kissed her cheek and grabbed some clothes. I went into the bathroom to change.
I came out. She had changed. She sat on the bed looking at her phone. I sat next to her. She looked at me.
"I'm sorry about earlier. My sanity isn't stable enough yet." She apologized.
"Its fine. Let's go on a date tonight. Just you, me, and screaming helpless victims. Sound good?" I asked.
"Yes, thank you. I really need it." She smiled. She kissed my cheek.
"So, what now? Aries is gone, and Mark has a girlfriend." I sighed.
"I talked to Angela. She seems cool. Hey, could you check something on my body real quick?" She asked me.
"Is it inside your pants?" I joked.
"Eww, no you perv. I'm saving that trip for a later time." She laughed.
"I can't wait until then." I smiled. She playfully punched my arm.
"Whatever, while I was in the Night lands I got a few injuries. Could you check them?" She asked. I nodded. She took off her shirt. I kinda felt awkward seeing her in just her bra. On her stomach was three big scratches. On her back was two gashes. I got up and touched them. She winced in pain.
"Ow!" She said.
"Sorry." I apologized. I gently stroked them. The scratches had been scabbed over. The gashes had not. They were still bleeding a little. "Hold on." I ran into the bathroom and grabbed a roll of bandages. I wrapped her gashes. She would wince in pain from time to time. Her bullet wound and sword gash had healed. Only a slight scar.
"Thank you. Can I also get a kiss?" She asked. Her eyes went big. I gave in. I pecked her lips. "Thank you!" She smiled, "your like a docter."
"That reminds me. I met another clone of you." I said.
"Oh god. Was it her again?" She rolled her eyes.
"No, the docter version. Her name was Mednight. She was dating Mediplier." I infirmed her.
"More clones? How many more is there?" She asked.
"I'm guessing as many as Mark. About fiveteen, well now, fourteen." I said.
"Name all of them." She demanded.
"Me, Mediplier, Glitchiplier, Scpiplier, Wilford, Fireiplier, Santiplier, Lightiplier, Chariplier, Googliplier, Octoplier, Drunkiplier, Sexiplier, and Girliplier." I listed.
"Oh fuck! That's a lot. So there's like fourteen copies of me walking around the world." She stood up. "I kinda wonna meet them."
"Maybe one day, but for now we should relax. Take a break from all the choas." I insisted.
"Yeah, I agree. I need to do something socialized. You have no idea how lonely it gets in the Night lands." She sighed.
"How about a special meal? I'll cook for you." I smiled.
"Really? I love your cooking!" She replied. Her warm smile made me happy. As long as she smiled I smiled.
"Yeah, but I'll need to get somethings first. Do you wonna try human flesh?" I asked her. She licked her lips.
"Yes! I get so hungry when we kill someone. Watching their warm blood drip, seeing their tender flesh get cut, hearing thier bones break. Sounds so good. Have you had it before?" She asked.
"Yeah, its pretty good." I replied. "I'll go and get the ingredients." I put on a jacket. I kissed her cheek. "Stay here. If you need anything, call me."
I closed the room door and walked down the hallway. Mark and I crossed paths.
"Where are you going?" Mark asked.
"I'm going to get some things for Evelyn. Keep an eye on her. She might go crazy again. If anything happens just try to distract her. Call me if anything serious happens." I replied. Mark nodded. He headed to the basement, which I still need to fix.

After I went to kill someone. I came home. I opened the door. Mark and Angela were really going at it. They both looked at me.
"Can you at least do that in your room? New rule. No sexaul contact in the living room or kitchen." I sighed. They both turned red and stopped. I smiled and rolled my eyes. I had put the meat in a grocery bag, so Mark wouldn't get mad at me. I set it on the table and to check on Evelyn. I opened the door and peeked inside. She looked at me.
"Are they done making out?" She asked. I nodded. "Good for the last fiveteen minutes all I heard was them whispering to each other and them kissing."
"Why didn't you say anything?" I asked.
"You don't just inturupt a make out session awkwardly." She stated. I rolled my eyes.
"whatever. Wanna come help me?" I asked her. She got up and nodded. We went outside. I brought the meat along. I put it on a knife. I held it arm length away from me. I breathe out and my fire burned it. After I finished it was fully cooked.
"Holy shit! How did you do that?" She asked astonished.
"Its a demon thing." I replied proudly.
"I wish I was a demon." She pouted.