I Will Always Protect You (Darkiplier fanfic)

Dates are Awesome

We were getting ready for our date. Well, more like me waiting for her for our date. She was getting dressed. I leaned against the wall. She finally came out. She wore a red plaid shirt. Along with pair of blue ripped jeans. Her feet were covered by some blue converse.
"So what do you think?" She asked as she spun around.
"I like it." I replied.
"Thanks. Now let's go!" She grabbed my wrist and open the door. She ran out along with me.
"Why are you such in a hurry?" I asked.
"No reason. I just wanted to confuse you." She giggled. I pulled back. She stopped. We were in the middle of the street.
"You know in gonna have to punish you for that?" I told her.
"Oh no! Darkiplier is gonna punish me. Help! Someone help!" She yelled sarcastically. "Come on. I'm not a fan fiction character. This ain't no fanfic."
"Oh yeah? Then I'll make it." I pinned her to the ground. I held up my dagger. She smiled and rolled her eyes.
"Oh no! Dark stop your scaring me." She joked.
"Aw, come on. At least be fun." I held the dagger to her neck.
"Fine." She replied. She made a look of fear and screamed. I laughed.
"Well, its no fun now. I know your not scared." I said and got off her. She laughed.
"You wierdo." She said.
"What did you call me?!" I said trying to scare her. She didn't even flintch.
"Come on dark. I'm not a five year in the middle of a forest." She crossed her arms.
"Fine. Let's go kill some mofos." I said and walked away.
"Mofos? It'd weird to hear you say it." She sighed and walked with me.

We open the door to a house. A little child looked at us. He was playing with Legos.
"Um hello. Where is your mom and dad?"she asked.
"Upstairs sleeping." He replied. We both looked at each other.
"Could we come in? Don't worry. We're from your Mommy's workplace." She said. The little boy nodded. How does she come up with these excuses?
"Mommy! Daddy!" The little boy yelled. We heard foot steps. Two poepke came down.
"Timmy whonare these people?" The father asked.
"They said they were from Mommy's workplace." He replied.
"But I never seen them before." The mother said.
"Don't worry. Were professionals." I said.
"In what?" The mother asked.
"Murdering." Midnight smiled. The father stared at us. Then he attacked. I grabbed a nearby lamp and smashed it over his head. The glass holder shattered. The light died and it got dark. My favorite.
"Timmy! Robert!" We heard the lady scream. Timmy ran up the stairs.
"You deal with them. I'll get him." I said, she nodded. I ran up the stairs. This house was like a maze. So many rooms and hallways. I walked quietly.
"Hello? Come out and play Timmy." I shouted. I heard foot steps. "Let's play a game. Do you like games Timmy? How about hide and seek?" I heard a whimper. "I'll find you!"
I walked around the halls. I looked in every room. Nothing. Until I heard breathing in the child's room. I laughed. I went in and looked under the bed. Nothing. There was only one place left. The closet. I opened the door and Timmy ran out. I grabbed him from behind his collar. He screamed and struggled.
"I win." I yelled. He screamed louder. "Hush!" I covered his mouth. He licked and bit, but I didn't move my hand. I went downstairs. Midnight had them tied up with an electricity cord. I threw Timmy onto the floor. He groaned. He tried to get up, but Evelyn kicked him down again.
"Stop!" The mother screamed.
"I'm sorry, but we don't take orders from anyone, but the devil himself." She sighed.
"Your crazy! He's crazy! This is crazy!" The father yelled.
"We get that a lot." I smiled.
"So, do we bash his head? Or torture him to death?" Midnight asked me.
"Bashing seems fun." I smirked.
The parents screamed and yelled. The begged and cried.
"There should be a hammer somewhere around here. I'll go check the garage." She smiled and left.
She finally returned and held a hammer in her hands. She threw it to me.
"You can have the honor." She said.
"You sure?" I asked. She nodded. I grabbed her hand and placed it on the hammer. We both had one hand on it. "We'll do it together. Besides, this is a date." She smiled at me.
"Three. Two." She counted
"One!" I shouted. I brought the hammer down with all my strength. Flesh, brain, and blood splashed everywhere. We both laughed.
"That was awesome!" She yelled. I laughed.
"Haven't had this much fun since the first time we met." I said.
The parents cried and struggled. Midnight licked the blood off her hands. I did the same.
"Well what now? What do we do with them?" I asked
"Um, I don't know. How about your fire breathing. We burn down the evidence." She suggested.
"Sounds like a plan. Run outside so your wings don't get fried. I'll burn the shithole." I commanded. She nodded and left. I looked around. I went into the kitchen and found some beer. I poured it everywhere and burned it. The flame traveled from the front door to the married couple. I ran out. Smoke travel out every nook and cranny. We both stared at the burning beauty.
She grabbed my wrist again and dragged me. We traveled to many houses. Killing people in new and creative ways. Blood soaked our clothes.
We sat on the roof of a victim. We looked up at the stars. I yawned and wrapped my hand around her. She giggled.
"The old fake yawn. Really dark?" She said.
"I have no idea what your talking about." I replied.
"See I told you." I heard a female voice say. We both turned around and saw Angela and Mark stand there.
"Oh, hey there...." I said.
"Dark! Midnight! You went on a killing spree? Really? Stop killing people. I swear you two never listen! These are pour innocent humans. What have they done to you? You both know I hate it when you kill. Humans are creatures that are valued. We change the world. For good."
Midnight looked angry. She stood up and stared Mark in the face.
"So? What are you saying? That since someone is a human their innocent. Mind I tell you we killed a fucking sex perv. And humans do nothing but make this planet worse! Pollution, rape, lies, are because of stupid humans. Humans are just dumb fucks. Their a waste of life! All they do is take advantage and destroy their own world. Not giving a fuck about it! We may be demons and angels, but we are totally different from humans! We take care of each other! We are loyal!
And you basically just said that demons and angel are worthless. What do you know? We fought in war! Your played the world's hardest game. You wonna change the world, yet, you haven't done much. All you fucking do is play video games all day! So shut your fucking mouth! You stupid son of a fucking bitch!" She yelled.

I'm so sorry! My parents haven't been able to pay for WiFi. So I didn't get to update. I hope you enjoy! And as always peace out!