I Will Always Protect You (Darkiplier fanfic)

Yummm... Bloody...

I handed her the knife. She used her claws to pull some off. She chewed it. "So how is it?" I asked her
"It's really good. Give me more!" She shouted. She took a huge bite. I laughed.
"Wait until you try the bloody ones." I said.
"Mmm, bloody." She drowled. I shared with her. We each took a big bite. This was awesome. Just having fub with her. Mark came out. He looked at us.
"Is that human flesh again Dark?" He asked me angrily.
"No, its beef. I just wanted to show her my fire breathing." I lied. I offered Mark some. He put it in his mouth. I almost burst into laughter. By the looks of Midnight, so was she.
"Just don't kill anyone, okay?." Mark said.
"Yes. Okay." I sighed. He turned away. I mumbled, "cannibal."
"What?" He asked me.
"Nothing." I replied. He shrugged and went inside.
"Dude! That's so messed up! Making him eat his own kind." She laughed.
"So what? It was pretty funny." I replied.
"And fucked up." She added. I nodded. "Should we tell him?"
"Nah, he'll figure it out on his own. When humans eat other humans their teeth become red for a bit." I replied.
"Alright then. Lets continue." She smiled. I made another one. This time is was blood soaked. She bit into it. Blood dripped down her chin and lips. I smiled.
"Mmmmm...." She said.
"Hey you got a little something on your lips. I'll get it for you." I said. I kissed her bloody lips. Not only kiss her, but lick the blood off her mouth. We released and she laughed.
"Weirdest excuse ever to kiss someone. Hey you got blood on your lip. Let me kiss it." She mocked.
"When your a demon or an angel, nothing is too weird." I stated.
"That's true. Nothing that has happened so far has made any sense." She shrugged. She took a big bite.
"Hey! Save some for me!" I shouted. I took a big bite too. Blood splashed into my mouth. It'd irony taste satisfied my craving. I drank the warm red liquid.
"Your the best boyfriend." She smiled.
"I know." I replied. She took another bite. I heard a scream. We both looked at the door. Mark runs out. His teeth were red.
"God Damn It Dark! Did you just make me eat human flesh?" He screamed. We both started laughing.
"Its not funny! Its fucked up! You just turned me into cannibal!" He yelled. His face turned red. We laughed even harder. Angela came out. She looked at Mark. She opened his mouth and observed his teeth.
"Human flesh. That's messed up." She said to me. I shrugged. Mark ran after me and Midnight. We both ran and laughed. Mark was close to getting us.
"Tree?" Midnight asked.
"Tree." I nodded after realizing her plan. We both spread our wings. We flew into a tall tree. Mark looked up at us.
"Get down here! I really hate you guys right now!" He screamed.
"Hush little children. The times come to play." I said and placed my finger on my mouth. I said it to the tune of Hush little children.
"How about we fly back to the house and lock him out?" Evelyn suggested. I nodded. We flew back home and locked the backdoor. Mark started banging on it.
"Let me in!" Mark screamed. We both laughed and locked the windows. We looked out the window. Mark looked at us angrily. We laughed and stuck our tongues out at him. Angela came into the living room. She gasp as she saw Mark out the window. She unlocked the door.
"What the hell!" Mark yelled. We both chuckled.
"Opps. I guess we forgot Mark outside. Sorry." Midnight pouted. Mark balled his fist.
"Did we?" I gasp. Mark ran after us. We ran like children. We both flew up to the ceiling. Midnight flew upside down. We looked down at Mark.
"I really hate you guys right now!" He yelled.
"Aww, we love you too Mark." Midnight joked.
"Agh! Fuck it! I'm going to record. I don't have time for this." He yelled and walked into the basement. We high fived. We were more than just boyfriend and girlfriend, we were the best of friends.
"So what now?" She asked.
"Wanna go for a fly?" I asked. She nodded. We flew out the door.
We flew into the air. She would spin and laugh.
"You remind me of a child." I laughed.
"Shut up." She replied. We flew back to the pond. She dipped her hand inside it. The water waved as her hand stroked it.
"Watch this." I said. We stopped at the lake. She backed up. I spun really fast as I flew. A small tornado of water formed around me. I flew up and it continued to spin. I flew to her. She stared in glory.
"That is awesome!" She gasp. Water hit us as it spun. She giggled. Soon it died down.
I laughed.
"Having wings is awesome." I sighed.
"Hell yeah."she replied. She sat down. I sat next to her. A gentle wind came by and blew her hair back a bit. She looked at the river. It was just perfect. She was perfect. She was mine, and I won't let anyone take her from me. She noticed me staring at her.
"Why are you looking at me like that?"she asked.
"Nothing." I quickly replied. I looked at the lake or pond or whatever.
"Darkiplier Fischbach. Were you staring at me?" She asked.
"Uh, no. Of course not." I replied.
She looked me in the eyes. "I can tell your lying."
"What? How?" I asked.
"I don't know. Just instinct." She shrugged. I shrugged.
"Oh. Okay." I replied.
"So when I was gone. That was a side of you I've never seen before." She smiled.
"What do you mean?" I asked.
"Your soft side. Watching your cute crying face. It was strange. I thought you would just get mad or some bullshit and break stuff. You know, the classic Darkiplier thing." She answer.
"That classic Darkiplier thing? And I am not soft! There was something in my eye, for three days." I replied.
"Something in your eye, huh? That makes so much sense." She said sarcastically.
"Shut up. You don't know me." I replied. She giggled.