King:collector how many animatronics were there supposed to be?
Collector:uh four, why?
King:I only see three.
Collector:well you need to learn your math bi-
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Luz, who crashed camila's car:I told you I needed a licence, I'm fucked!
Hunter and vee who told her she would crash:.......
Hunter:go fuck yourself
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*their playing pretend*
Collector: no one answering? Guess I'll have to call on someone.
Luz:GET DOWN!
*screams*
Collector, pointing at vee: you!
Vee: 52?
Collector:wrong!
*pillow gets thrown at vee*
Luz: THEY GOT VEE!
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*everyone stops running*
Hunter:what's wrong?
*collector hides arm*
King:show me your arm.
Collector:it's nothing!
King:SHOW ME!
collector:fine!
King:they got bit. They got bit! THEY GOT BIT! ÞĦĒŸ ĞŒÞ BĪÞ!
Vee:calm down! Calm down!
*king screaming as vee yells*
Luz:PUT THE GUN DOWN! RIGHT NOW!
King:What do you mean? THEY GOT BIT!
king:don't worry! Imma make this quick, imma make it quick, imma make it quick!
Hunter:THATS YOUR FRIEND!
king:they ain't my friend no more!
Luz:they are your friend you can't just do that!
King:well you know the saying! keep your enemies close and your friends DEAD!
Hunter and Luz:THAT AINT WHAT IT SAYS!
*collector crying*
King:I can't do it.
Luz:give me the gun.
*luz, Hunter and king fight over the gun*
*collector gets shot*
Luz, Hunter and king:......
Hunter:why'd you shoot them!
King:I didn't shoot them!
Vee:I did.
Luz:WHY!
Vee: I just got scared! They were twitching then was like arghhh-
*vee gets shot*
All:...........
Hunter:WHY'D YOU SHOOT HER! SHE WAS EXPLAINING!
King:oh.. she wasn't?
Luz:NOOO!
King:oh.. I thought-
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King, to some random person:NO! I'm not going to rule the isles! What do you think we are? Gods?
Hunter:that's literally what you are you dumb bi-
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(I love escapist trio)
Collector, falling down the stairs:ahhhhhh!
Luz and king:collector!
*collector gets up and walks away*
Luz and king:.....
Luz:how the fu-
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Vee telling her friends about her siblings: if you ever see them wrestle a grizzly bear, HELP THE BEAR-
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Luz, about to do something stupid and dangerous that will most likely kill them: do you trust me?
Collector:yes
Vee:maybe
King:possibly
Hunter:no
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King:if I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?
Luz:strong.
Vee:..weak?
Hunter:an idiot.
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King, pointing at collector: you are my best friend!
Collector:... yeah, but-
King:if one of us dies so does the other, ain't no choice!
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Vee:I don't know!
Collector: do you all trust me?
King, Luz Hunter and vee: yes.
Collector:I'll catch you,
*King, Luz Hunter and vee jump but collector moves out the way and they fall on the floor*
Collector:rule number 1: never trust anyone-
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Hunter:how does it feel to be laziest snake ever?
Vee:shut up, your mother buys you mega blocks instead of legos
Hunter:you fucking take that back-
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* their playing jail*
Hunter:do you know how fast you were going back there?
Luz:I would have gone faster but you stopped me.
*luz gets dragged out of toy car*
King:haha your going to jail
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Hunter:what do you wish for?
King:I wish I could fly!
*king and Hunter flying 360mph on hunter's staff*
King:this is not flying!
Hunter:I'm not a genie!
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Collector, about to sing:BUT-
Luz, cuts off collector:BUT NOW WERE STRESSED OUT USED TO PLAY PRETEND GIVE EACH OTHER DIFFERENT NAMES-
*collector unsheaths sword but king pushes it back in its cover*
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Luz:story time!
Luz with this last bag she had completely disposed of the body.
Vee, putting bag in the bin:shhhh you'll blow my cover
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Luz:story time!
Luz:in every family there's the dumb one
*everyone points at king*
King:really?-
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Hunter:.....
Luz:so u want to talk?
*a wrench flies past Luz's head*
Luz:was that a wrench-
YOU ARE READING
The noceda siblings
Fanfiction(Cover art is not mine) Just some one shots of the noceda siblings (I am bad at writing stories this is my first time) (I do not own any of these characters unless i have made it clear that i have added a Oc)
