Hunter:Luz, no.
Luz:oh come on! It will be fun!
The human's siblings all stared at her and the burger shop behind her. The truth was that they all needed to get money to buy a birthday present for Eda's upcoming birthday.
Vee:nothing about minimum wage is fun, trust me I know.
King: plus SOME of us are too young to even work in a fast food place yet.
Luz: well how else are we meant to get money?
King continued to stare at Luz as he pointed at the collector.
King:a being that can create things out of thin air, remember?
Luz:but where's the fun in that? And wouldn't it be sweeter if it was payed for by hard work?
Collector:it does sound nicer.
King:don't encourage her.
Hunter:yeah, I'm not doing this.
Hunter and vee turned to walk away but stopped when the next words Luz uttered shook them to their core.
Luz:too late, I already signed us up!
Vee and Hunter: WHAT!
Luz:yup, so we better get ready before our shift starts.
King:and what's stopping me from walking away?
Luz:you can eat all of Hunter's snacks.
Hunter:HEY! I NEVER AGREED TO THAT-
king:DEAL!
Luz dragged hunter inside the establishment while the basilisk, disguised titan and disguised star child followed after them. They walked into the manager's office, where the manager was sitting. He was an old grumpy bald man, he had a grey moustache and brown eyes and he wore a black business suit.
???:you must be the new employee's, am I correct?
Luz:yup, I'm Luz noceda and these are my siblings Hunter, vee, king and collie.
???:quite some... interesting names, I'm your manager: Hank. Your shifts are about to start so your outfits are in the back. I'm sure you know what to do?
Hunter:yes.
Hank:and you know the rules?
Vee:yep.
Hank:so then you should know that children can't work here.
The old man pointed at king and collie with a black pen as the stared up at him.
Luz:oh, no there must be a misunderstanding their just here cause we need to babysit them.
Hank: whatever, just as long as they're not a nuisance. I don't want any crying babies in my restaurant.
King:I hardly call it a restaurant-
Luz:okay, we're leaving now!
Luz smiled as she pushed all her siblings out of the office and to the back rooms so that they can get ready.
King:out of every job, you chose a fast food restaurant. Aren't you guys like 18, 19 and 20?
Collector:to be fair i always thought you were unemployed.
King, Luz, vee and hunter:what?
Collector:what?
Luz:... anyway our first order is a burger, that can't be too hard right? Hunter you go to the cash register and vee you go to the deep fryer. I'll go to the cash register and you two can... do whatever but don't cause trouble.
And with that they all dispersed to their separate areas.
6 hours later....
With Luz:
'Everything was... fine' Luz told herself, in reality the human wanted to pour ice into the deep fryer.
The people were annoying, messy, rude and everything that makes someone in customer service want to shoot themselves. At this point Luz would rather fight Belos again than be here, she was currently taking a customer's order.
Customer:and can I have an ice cream?
Luz:I've been told to tell you that the ice cream machine is broken.
Customer:well can you fix it?
Luz:possibly.
Customer: well then I would like a Oreo ice cream.
Luz:.... Did you not just hear me?
Customer: you said that it could be fixed so then I can have one.
Luz:I said possibly, what do you not understand dimwit?
Customer:you cannot speak to me like that young lady, I am a well paying customer!
Luz:cool, do you see me giving a shit?
Customer:I demand to speak to your manager!
Luz:and I demand for you to shut the fuck-
With Hunter:
Hunter was half asleep as his energy was being drained like his life on the day of unity.
He had dealt with many unpleasant people, co-workers and on top of that he had to deal with his megamind ass looking manager who yelled at him if he even blinked wrong.
Not only did he have to deal with annoying customers but he had to make sure king and collector are still breathing or aren't missing.
???: excuse me!
Hunter:huh?
The half asleep grimwalker looked up to see Jacob of all people in front of him. He was tabbing his fingers on the counter waiting for hunter's attention.
Hunter:what do you want?
Jacob:I want an explanation!
Hunter:for?
Jacob: for this!
Just then Jacob showed the bottom of a soda cup as Hunter just stared at it.
Hunter:am I missing something?
Jacob:uh duh! This cup is said to be bottomless but it has a bottom, I deserve answers!
Hunter:it just means it's refillable.
Jacob:well I deserve a real bottomless cup! I need energy if I'm going to save humanity from the witches and demons! And on the case of witches and demons you look familiar...
If Hunter had the energy, he would punch Jacob the moment he got close to his face as he held up his phone flashlight.
Hunter:sir, this is a restaurant.
Jacob:are you related to the witches and demons!?
Hunter:if I say no will you piss off?
Jacob:answer my question!-
"Sir."
Jacob was cut off as vee walked over next to Hunter with the most serious face Hunter has ever seen her have.
Vee:if you don't stop yelling and causing a scene then I will have to ask you to leave.
Jacob scoffed as he dropped the soda cup onto the counter, spilling its liquid contents in the process before he walked upstairs making Hunter sigh in relief.
Hunter:thanks vee.
Vee:no problem, Hunter. I'm always happy to help!
Hunter:how's your shift going?
Vee:oh! It's going....
Vee turned to the fryer that had several patties on fire as a ginger haired worker ran to extinguish it.
Vee:great..
Hunter:really? I can see the fire and smell the smoke.
Vee:at least I didn't break the fridge door like Luz.
Hunter:I guess you're not wrong.
Vee: wait where is king and collie?
Hunter:FU-
With king and collector:
King giggled as he watched a couple scream and run from their food as a centipede crawled out of the fries container. The titan turned away from the table where the couple was and sat down on the chair while collector tore pieces of paper apart.
Collector:did you put that centipede there?
King:yup! It just got a bit boring so I thought it would be fun to trick someone.
Collector:oh that's nice- wait why am I ripping these pieces of paper again?
King:I don't know but anyway I'm gonna prank some more people, want to join?
Collector:no, I think I'm just gonna draw for now.
King:well, see ya then!
The disguised titan laughed as he got up and ran to a table, leaving the collector there to draw on the torn pieces of paper. After a few minutes later collector ran out of sheets but king hadn't come back. they were about to look for their brother until king came running back to the table with a exhausted, tired and worried expression.
Collector:kiiing! Your back!
King:yup!
Collector:are you okay you look a little tired?
King:yup I'm fine! I was just nearly caught that's all! But look!
The titan pointed to Jacob who was screaming as a bunch of ants crawled up his arms making king laugh.
Collector:I don't get it-
Luz:hey you two.
The duo looked up to see the tired expression of their siblings as they all held an envelope of money.
King:jeez you all look terrible.
Hunter:well we get to leave now.
Vee:shouldn't we buy the present first though?
Luz:oh yeah, we'll come on you two it's time to go home.
King and collie followed their siblings out of the restaurant and all the way home.
YOU ARE READING
The noceda siblings
Fanfiction(Cover art is not mine) Just some one shots of the noceda siblings (I am bad at writing stories this is my first time) (I do not own any of these characters unless i have made it clear that i have added a Oc)
