Hollywood Undead |One Shots|

Funny Man/Dylan- Swimming Pool

You sat on the motel bed with Dylan watching some t.v. while the rest of the guys decided to go hit up the strip club. You're in Dylan's room because you roomed with George and Jordan and both of them took the room key.

What made you curious is, why didn't Dylan go with them? He always went to the club, but this time he didn't. Why? Oh well, that's his decision.

"And she said that I cheated on her with her stepmom." The guy on the tv said, and a bunch of 'oooooh's from the audience.

"What the hell are we watching?" You asked with your (e/c) eyes fixed on the t.v. screen.

"I don't know." He answered blankly. You sighed and laid on your back and looked at Dylan who took interest in his phone now. An idea came across your mind, you prompt on one elbow and looked at Dylan with a devious smile. He looked at you and raised his eyebrow at your creepy look.

"I feel like swimming." You told him and then you got up.

"How? You didn't bring your sexy bikini." He smirked into his phone. Ignoring the word sexy in that sentence and thought about what you can wear.

"I can wear my shirt and one of your shorts." You said looking at him, he put away his phone and walked to his bag and took out two pairs of shorts. One black and one grey.

"I thought for sure you had pink." You said jokingly and he just laughed sarcastically.

"Hurry up and get dressed." He left you alone to go to the bathroom to change and giving you some privacy. You didn't need to change much, only your pants and that was pretty much it. You waited by the door, ready to go, Dylan came out of the bathroom with his shorts and a t-shirt on and two towels in hand. "Let's go."

"Yes ma'am." You said and walked out the door. He bumped into you on purpose and faced you.

"Only around you honey." He said and snapped his fingers and walked off, leaving you laughing.

Finally making it to the pool, which was outdoors, but you didn't care. Dylan went straight to a chair and sat down, texting someone, probably one of the guys. You rolled your eyes and jumped in the pool, the cold water made quickly rush to the surface.

"Oh my god! The water cold." You yelled out and wrapping your own arms around yourself to keep warm. Dylan didn't bother to look up, "Are you gonna sit there, or swim with me?" You swam closer to him and Dylan still sitting there. You splash water at him to get his attention, he flinched and glared at you. "Are you gonna swim with me?" Asking the same question again.

He sighed and got and took off his shirt, you swam to the other side and Dylan jumped in too. You turned around to find Dylan, but you didn't see him. Instead, you got pulled underneath you. You kept kicking, punching and thrashing all around until it finally let go, you quickly swam to the surface and took in a huge breath of air. It wasn't long that Dylan came up too and he was holding his side where you kicked him.

"Fuck that really hurt (y/n)!"

"Then don't grab me dumbass!" Splashing water at him and he started to do the same. Your arms started to get tired and you tried to swim away and that you got you even more tired, but Dylan kept up with you and moved you to the corner of the pool. "Ok ok! Stop!" Using your hands as a shield.

"That's what you get for what you did." You were at the very end of the pool as Dylan was getting closer.

"And what did I do to you then?"

"You made me do this." Placing his lips on your very own. Confused by what he meant, but you kissed him back. It was a very heated kissed and it took most of your energy. You laid your head on his chest and slowly catching your breath.

"And how did I?" Backing up little to look at him for an answer.

"You're just always there for everyone and helping them when they feel like shit. You're always caught smiling and laughing that.. if you don't, then it's really weird and awkward." Looking at you in the eye."That was the cheesiest thing I had ever said." He looked down while you giggled and peck his cheeks.

"Then I have a cheese addiction." Both of you laughed at your cheesy joke. After you both finished laughing, he kissed you again and it was longer than the first one. Definitely more heated.

"Whoo! Go Funny and tapped dat ass!" You broke away from Dylan to see the guys there with beer bottles and girls. You blushed and hid your face away from them, you heard Dylan laughing. "Damn!" You flipped them all off and they just laughed at you.

"I think it's time to get out now babe," Dylan said and you looked at your fingertips and they're starting to prune. Again ignoring the word.

"Yeah." Speaking as you turned around lifted yourself over the ledge, more like rolled over. Dylan didn't help you and he jumped over with less resisted. "Show off." Mumbling under your breath, but he heard you and smacked your ass. He chased you around the pool and back to your room.

"So what will this make us, baby girl?" He said to you in front of your door. You hugged him and kissed his cheeks.

"Well, of course, a couple. Why what do you want us to be?" He leaned in attempting to kiss you, but you didn't allow it. You heard banging from the glass behind you, you saw George, Jordan and, Dylan's roomy, Daniel.

"Get a room!" They kept telling at both of you and slammed condoms at the window.

"Come on. Let's go back to my room." He seductively purred in your ear and wrapping his arms around your waist. Carrying to his room.

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Inspired by me swimming with nobody.

#ForeverAlone xD