Hollywood Undead |One Shots|

Funny Man- It's Freaky Friday

Dylan quietly waited for (y/n) to finish up her last assignment of her homework, (y/n) sighed, clearly stressed out that finals are coming up and has to finish her work. Dylan, however, enjoys watching (y/n) work, it gives Dylan a sense to support her in whatever she wants to be. Even though they just barely graduated high school, (y/n) is working on getting her bachelor degree in.. whatever.

"Okay Dylan, I'm almost finish, I just need to finish this paper and then we can do whatever you want." (Y/n) clapped her hands and smiled at her beloved boyfriend, who was sitting in the living room watching t.v. (Y/n) sat at her desk, her laptop in front of her with an article open and scattering papers and notes.

The time was around 7 at night, Dylan stared at the t.v without blinking, he sighed in boredom. Dylan turned his attention towards (y/n) as she typed away on her keyboard, then he checked the time on his phone.

Which he had a notification for a special reminder, this made Dylan grin and let his imagination go wild, in other words, letting his imagination go erotic.

"Are you almost finish?" He cleared his throat to hide his excitement for a special plan. (Y/n) sighed while smiling, she saved her papers and closed her laptop.

"Yeah, I'll try to finish the rest of it in the morning." (Y/n) stood up and gathered her items as Dylan picked up his car keys and wallet. (Y/n) smiled, genuinely interested in whatever plans Dylan had in store, Dylan, on the other hand, hurry wants evening to go by fast while having fun. "So where are we going?" (Y/n) looked at Dylan with a smile and leaned closer towards him, Dylan smirked.

"We're gonna go to the store and buy lots of junk food and find a place to park and watch the stars." Dylan looked away, little embarrassed about what he had plan sounded cheesy, and a little boring. (Y/n) smiled and cuddle with his arm as they walked out to his car.

"Sounds relaxing, I wonder what sneaky plan you have in mind." (Y/n) slightly teased him, Dylan hesitated little and laughed it off saying that was ridiculous. The corners of (y/n)'s lips curled and decided not to push any further.

Once the two of them were outside, (y/n) went to the passenger side and patiently waited for Dylan to unlock the car.

Once Dylan unlocked his old car, the young couple drove off into the night, hand in hand and a sneaky, yet freaky night ahead.

When Dylan and (y/n) came home around 11:30, (y/n) collapsed on the couch and heavily sighed in her sleepy state.

"Dylan can you-"

"(Y/n). Remember what we agreed on, it's after 9 o' clock." Dylan slightly towered over her, (y/n) playfully rolled her eyes at Dylan's request.

"Fine. Daddy can you please get me something to eat?" (Y/n) used her cute pouty face which works every time. There was at times when it gets awkward saying the word, trying to force out the picture of her actual dad. Gross, (y/n) thought with a shudder.

"I'll get you to eat this dick." He mumble as he was turning away towards the kitchen, but secretly went to get the special gift.

"What did you say?" (Y/n) yelled out at Dylan, who was already in the kitchen. Dylan tensed but overcame it and cleared his throat and spoke.

"Uhh.. nothing, nothing at all." Dylan walked toward the closet and harshly opened the door. Talking out a small box and rushing back to (y/n). She rested on her back as she was looking up to her phone. Dylan could only grin, if he were to speak, it would come out weird. (Y/n) sat straight up, confused why Dylan got you a gift. Dylan sat down next to you and his excitement was overflowing.

"What's this? I thought we agreed on gifts, only on holidays, birthdays, and anniversary." (Y/n) felt bad as Dylan placed the box on her lap.

"Just open it, you'll like it." Dylan had a grin on his face as (y/n) opened the gift, and what she saw completely shocked her.

"Do you like it? I got it in your favorite color." Dylan used all of his effort to hold back his laugh, (y/n) turned to look at him with her cheeks were in a deep scarlet red.

"Why would you buy me a (f/c) dildo Dylan(!).. or Daddy?" Dylan lost it and burst into fits of laughter, he took the box and pulled out more items there.

"Just in case you miss me while I'm on tour." He held a framed picture of himself with no shirt or pants on as he laid on a polar bear rug and a fireplace behind him as he held a rose in his mouth. "Don't worry there's more of these coming soon." Dylan wriggled his eyebrows while (y/n) face was turning a shade darker.

"Well.. why did you get me these (f/c) lingerie?" Quickly changing the subject. She looked over the items in the box and noticed a a lot of things and toys, like whips, handcuffs and a blindfold. Her mind went wild of the different possibilities.

"For you to wear tonight." Dylan broke her out of her thoughts, she saw the he was staring towards the bedroom. (Y/n) sighed and held her cheeks in her hands to cool them down. "And remember (y/n), it's after 9 and me freaky."

Dylan quickly picked (y/n) up, along with her gifts and went to the bedroom for their Freaky Friday Night.

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Please forgive me for not updating for so long.

I'm so sorry.