Hollywood Undead |One Shots|

J Dog- Secret Santa

Every year the guys draw names for Secret Santa to give gifts. Sometime the person would receive blow up doll or tampons, other times it would be a bottle of jack or a bag of weed.

This year Jorel is hoping that he picks her name so it's an excuse to give a gift. He wrote his name on a small piece of paper and Daniel come by humming a Christmas song.

"You finish?" He held out the Santa hat to him, Jorel placed the paper in it then Daniel walked to the others, who were sitting on the couch and floor. (Y/n) was writing her name down and waited for Daniel to come by. She was sitting on the couch with Dylan and George. Jordan was sitting on the floor with his mouth hanging open, daydreaming about something.

All three of them passed each other with mischievous looks til (y/n) decided to throw small pieces of paper at his face. But one of the papers flew into his mouth, Jordan didn't notice which only made them struggle even more to keep them from laughing.

Jorel looked over and saw (y/n) aiming pieces of paper into Jordan's mouth. One landed in and (y/n) threw her hands up in a field goal and George and Dylan were making inhuman noises.

"Alright, that's everyone!" Daniel loud spoke, Jordan snapped out of it then spit out the soggy balls of paper, of course they laughed.

"Damn Jordan, first time you didn't sallow!" Dylan joked.

"First time you didn't choke." Everyone was laughing but it was shit and giggles till someone giggles and shit. Who shitted was Daniel, metaphorically, not literal.

"Alright, alright calm down." Everyone calmed down, but Jorel was the only one who wasn't calm, in fact he was nervous. "Now, who wants to pick from the hat," he shook the hat, "for Secret Santa?"

"I'll get it over with." George stood up and walked over to Daniel.

"Is that what you said Friday night?" Jordan joked. George reached into the hat while laughing.

"Yeah, to you when you were drunk." Everyone laughed, even Jorel who was being a nervous wreck. Dylan was the only one who noticed. George laughed at who he got.

"Ok, who's next?" George sat on the couch and Jordan went up, then (y/n), Dylan and Danny. The last one was Jorel who was sitting down, staring at the hat. Daniel pulled out the last paper and handed to Jorel without looking at the name. "Last but not least."

Jorel unfolded the paper and was shock at who he got.

George.

Sure, he don't mind him, but he really wanted to pick (y/n)'s name. He sighed and put the paper in his pocket.

Everyone was laughing and talking, Jorel sat in silence thinking about what he should get George since he spent most of his time on (y/n)'s gift. (Y/n) noticed him being a loner so she picked up and can of beer and walked over to him. Dylan saw but looked away.

"Hey J, it really looked like you needed one." She handed him the cold beverage, Jorel slightly blushing when their hands touched.

"Thanks." He mumbled. She sat down next to him on a chair. Jorel is becoming more nervous by the second, thinking of ways to start up a conversation but his train of thought is going of the tracks. "So, I don't know what to get for Secret Santa." Jorel's heart flutter, but he's trying to think things through and come up with the most logical answer.

"I like cats." Jorel realized what he said felt the need to jump off a cliff.

"Good to know." She nodded, Jorel was so embarrassed that he wants to live under a rock. She snaps her fingers, Jorel snapped out of his personal self-destruction.

"I think I have an idea what to get him now." She jumps up and gave Jorel a hug, biding her goodbyes to the guys and left. Jorel sighed, Dylan sat down next to him and laughing that he almost spilled his drink.

"Man, aye do you have any bud on you?" Jorel shook his no. "Damn, I really needed one." Jorel stayed quiet and tried to think of what to get for George. Dylan noticed his silence and looked at his friend, Dylan shifted his position and noticed he was getting hard. He just thought it was those random time, but this happened before when he's out in the club with his friends, especially around Jorel. "Aye, I got to go now."

"Alright man, I'll see you later." They did a "bro-shake" and Dylan left, soon the rest of the guys left as well. Leaving Jorel to go home last.

He stumbled in his apartment and sluggishly sat down on his couch, just thinking. Thinking about what to get for George; well he doesn't drink like he use to. He could get him a coffee mug with the middle finger on the bottom. Or a bunch of dick-pops. He sighed and growled in frustration, he laid back and closed his eyes, drifting off to sleep.

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Next day, Jorel went to the store and bought George an ugly sweater with reindeers having a threesome all around the sweater.

Jorel put it in a gift bag and filled it with black tissue paper. He went to the studio where they had drew the names from, of course he was the last one get there.

"Jorel you ass, we had to wait for you get here because Daniel's panties are riding too far up his butthole." Jordan explained, Daniel glared him and shouted.

"If you think it's so easy, you should plan next year's Secret Santa!" Then those two got into a small argument, making (y/n) sigh.

"Alright everyone put your gifts under the little tree and go sit your ass down." She yelled out to everyone. Daniel looked over and his world collapsed because he wanted to do the announcement. The boys did what they're told and (y/n) switched position with Daniel and sat down between Matt and Dylan.

Daniel passed out the gifts and the boys started unwrapping them.

Jordan got an apron with a girl in a bikini on it. Daniel got a bottle of jack, Dylan got a small bag of weed and (y/n) got a hat and scarf. Jorel opened his and pulled out a plush black cat with a Santa hat on it. He smiled at how cute it was and put it back in the bag.

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Jorel went home tired and laid down on his bed, he pulled out his gift and set it down next to him. But as he did, his fingers felt something, possibly a note. Pulling that one out and saw it has his name on it. He opened it and read what was written.

Recently my feelings for you are getting deeper but I'm nervous that you'd reject me. But I'll always be there for you.

He was confused, could this be (y/n)?

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I'm sorry I half-assed on the description and didn't feel like writing a lot. But I made this one longer.

Also, how do you guys feel about smut/lemons? I'm just curious if you would like it or not.

And incase you didn't notice or thought about it. I was poking at the idea that Dylan could be gay. 😁☺️