Star Wars clone wars One shots/ Random

Its a stripping contest except the contestants arent willing (final)

Bly was looking for a way out of the situation, analyzing possible weaknesses in the mob or restraints. He had to hand it to his vods, they sure do kidnap their CO's cleanly. "You had to jurkadir with us didn't you?" Thorn asked looking at them. Rex continued to struggle. Fives looked at his friend and smirked "what are you trying to do?" "shukur the restraints" Rex responded. "Why are we speaking Mandalorian?" Cody asked. "Because it's appropriate" Wolffe says. He glared at the Wolf pack and they shuttered, making a smirk appear on the commanders face. "Who's the winner?!" A clone called out from the back. Murmurs erupted as the last of credits and posters where put on the table. The last bets where settled before Kix opened his mouth to answer. He noted the purple ink covering each of the CO's body. It looked pretty close but actually counting revealed the answer. "Captain Rex has the most scars" . Several cheers erupted from most of the 501st, some even from other battalions. The leaders raised a eyebrow, Cody speaking up. "You doubted your CO's?" He asked the ones who weren't under Rex's command. "Well, he does serve with General Skywalker and Commander Tano. That's enough info hands down" one says. "He has a point" Thorn nodded. Bly smirked, got it. With a quick jerk he broke the restraints and landed in his back. This knocked the wind out of him and the clones quickly grabbed their clothes, smirking. The ones who had the clothes dashed out. Recovering from this Bly quickly jumped up giving a death glare and freed his fellow CO's. After a few moments they sprung up as well, and dashed after the now wanted clones. After a long chase in boxers, lots of yelling and dodging objects, the CO's had finally got some ground on them. They turned a corner, streaks of purple shown in the lighting and ran smack into the Jedi council. They froze remembering that they all had a meeting today. Also among this realization was that the others took the other way. The Jedi looked over shock evident on their faces. Ashoka and Barriss where also present and looked over. Ashoka saw Rex almost naked and Barriss saw Cody. Both couldn't help the blush that emitted and spread across their faces (ohhh a little BarrissxCody and Rex and Ashoka fluff there. So many others ship them and I've read so many fanfic it has poisoned my mind into shipping them) . Aayla saw Bly and looked away trying to fight off any emotions or desires that had surfaced. The clones stood in a terror induced silence, jedi doing the same. That was until Anakin (being so mature) burst out laughing at the ridiculous sight. Obi wan fixed him a stern glare "Anakin-" "I-I'm sorry master" Skywalker managed through laughs. Mace Windu cleared his throat "what is going on here?" He asks calmly. Plo Koon looked at Wolffe expecting a answer. "Well you see.. Our battalions decided to kidnap us" Wolffe assured. "And well they pranked us" Rex murmured. "And now our clothes are gone" Cody added. "They took off the other way" Bly said. "And we wanted to get them back but here we are" Thorn added with a sheepish grin. Anakin did a teasing whistle "nice ink job there" he says teasingly. The clones blushed heavily noticing almost all eyes on them. Yoda looked at them glad Gree wasn't among the group "get your clothes you will. Back here report when done. Much discussing we have".

The last thing the clones could remember thinking was shab.
(Use context clues to figure out that one xD)
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Vods= brothers

jurkadir= to mess with someone

shukur= to break, to smash/tear apart, to crush

Credit for the Mandalorian goes to this website

http://www.imperialshipyards.net/SMF/index.php?topic=1531.5;wap2