Chapter Twenty Seven

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Harry:BABY SECRET BOYFRIEND

Louis: HIIII

Harry: LATER TODAY

Louis: YES IK IM REALLY EXCITED

Louis: YOU DONT EVEN

Louis:I CANT EVEN

Harry:I KNOW RIGHT

Harry: I WILL HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO HUG YOU

Louis: lol no

Harry: youre fookin mean

Louis: I know :D

Harry: though ya were nicer

Harry: and more sweet

Harry: but no

Harry: youre an asshat

Louis: should i feel flattered or offended

Harry: neither

Harry: feel hated because im not going to hug you now. im going to hug zayn. im going to kiss zayn. then im going to kiss liam and then niall

Harry: and then we will have nice buttsex together

Harry: foursome

Harry: while you just stand there and watch us

Louis: youre rude

Louis: and cruel

Harry: i know got it from ma'

Louis: dont get your mum into this as well

Harry: SHES MINE

Louis: NO

Harry: jimmy protested

Louis: wait hold on

Louis: who tf is jimmy bitch

Harry: idefk bUT LATER LOUIS

Harry: IM ACTUALLY LEAVING IN

Louis: innnnn?

Harry: TWENTY SEVEN MINUTES

Louis: cant way to finally meet you face-to-face lovely :)

Harry: i meet myself face to face everyday so i get kind of tired of it

Louis: youre such a dork

Harry: im not a whole penis

Louis: ugh

Harry: but the size is the same lol

Louis: i dont know how big a whale penis is so

Harry: me neither


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OKAY IM SO SORRY I HAVENT UPDATED BUT BLAME IT ON: SCHOOL, THE TWO MAYA'S AND ADAM AND JESSICA AND VICTORIA AND EVERYONE ELSE.

Oh, im also moving so yay

I WILL HAVE A PRIVATE BEACH YO

im scared of water cri

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