From Fame To Blame ∞ l.s

Chapter Thirty Five

louis: hi

harry: hi

louis: hi

harry: hello there

louis: greetings

harry: hi

louis: *picture attached*

harry: hOLY MOLY WHY'D YOU SEND THAT LOUIS

louis: what

louis: it even has a small piece of paper beside it

louis: can you read what it says, harry

harry: it says hazzas' only

louis: yeah

harry: its such a nice cake

louis: ikr, im a pro baker

harry: or nah

louis: compliment my baking peasant

harry: im not gonna

louis: do IT

louis: do you like cookies, harold

harry: no

harry: brownies ftw

louis: i feel betrayed

louis: SAY. COOKIE.

harry: no

harry: chocolate brownies are the best

louis: no

harry: fite me lewis temlinsen

louis: okie hareh steils

*louis has added niall and zayn to the conversation.*

louis: these r my bitches

louis: i mean army

harry: oh i c how it is

zayn: whats up gays

zayn: gUYS

niall: good job pal

zayn: thx sweet nialler

*harry has added Carzdel and unknownbitch to this conversation.*

cara: what am i doing here

harry: cara i need you to be my commander

cara: pardon?

harry: im going to fight louis, niall and zayn

cara: those names sounds oddly familiar

cher: thats because theyre those dudes from that boyband you idiot

cara: whAT

cara: harry

harry: myes

zayn: hi

niall: hola ladies

louis: ew females

cara: i like that dude

louis: harry help

louis: that female b talkin 2 mi

cara: harry say something to him

louis: shut your insufferable mouth wench

cher: sasspants

cara: totally man. im not even offended by that

cher: yeah

zayn: hey cara i like your name

cara: your name is weird

cara: but backatcha mate

niall: im irish

cher: we know

cher: perks of being in the biggest boyband in our time; everyone knows everything about you

louis: no they dont

cara: we do, actually

louis: you didnt even

louis. ugh

harry: shall we fight or wot

louis: effort

zayn: smh

niall: smh2

louis: wot

niall: so you added us 2 dis without letting us fite?

niall: youre mean :(

zayn: yeah man

zayn: breaking tiny leprechauns' hearts and all

harry: what have we done, lou

louis: dunno

*louis has kicked unknownbitch, carzdel, niall and zayn out of this conversation.*

*harry has added liam to this conversation.*

liam:hey guys

louis: hey lima

harry: hi liammmm

liam: hey whats up harry?

louis: wow

harry: nm, howve you been

louis: ahEM

liam: been great

liam: lots of concerts and such

harry: yeah, been stalking you on twitter

harry: i mean

harry: nevermind

liam: cutie

louis: A-FUCKING-HEM

*louis has kicked liam out of this conversation.*