Chapter Thirty Four

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Louis: did anyone ever tell you that your jokes are shit

Louis: and you have a smelly breath

Harry: whoa

Harry: but yes, people have told me before, thank you

Harry: may i go back to being unsocial again

Louis: lol no bro

Harry: im not your "bro"

Louis: but

Louis: b b b but

Louis: butt hah

Harry: god dammit loueh

Louis: whats up bub

Harry: thought you called me bob for a second jesus christ

Harry: i was like

Harry: lou my name is definitely not bob

Harry: by the way

Harry: how are you

Louis: im good what about you

Harry: im excellent why thank you fine sir

Louis: im not a sir

Louis: im a rockstar

Louis: puts on sunglasses

Harry: so

Louis: so is an insult in danish

Louis: you so

Harry: wait is it

Harry: so have people been insulting all this time? :O

Louis: um yes, harry

Louis: so

Harry: stahp lou

Louis: *picture attached*

Harry: WHAOHOAHOHOWH H POSAHDOASG DIOASDF ASDFASDGFA DFHGASDJHAFG SDF

Louis: what

Harry: WHY WOULD YOU SEND THAT

Harry: THATS SO INAPPROPRIATE

HARRY: HOLY CHEESECAKE

Louis: its my thighs relax

Harry: wait is it

Harry: well, im blind

Louis: im jk thats my crotch lol

Harry: what the hell is wrong with you

Harry: son of satan

Louis: hvad kaldte du mig

Harry: i beg your pardon

Louis: din rådne kylling

Harry: louis

Harry: what the hell is that

Harry: that a with a dot over it

Harry: what is this sorcery

Louis: in case you didnt know, the danish alphabet has three extra letters; æ, ø and å

Harry: may i borrow your knowledge

Louis: lol no only i, the sassy queen, louis tomlinson, may own this knowledge

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