Harry: according to suicide statistics, Monday is the most favored day for self-destruction
Louis: jesus motherfucking christ harry
Louis: thats so depressing whoa
Harry: Ondontophobia is the fear of teeth
Louis: harry wyd
Louis: stop being Einstein
Louis: it makes me feel dumb
Harry: karaoke means "empty orchestra" in Japanese
Louis: fine
Louis: integrity is not a conditional word. It doesn't blow in the wind or change with the weather. It is your inner image of yourself, and if you look in there and see a man who won't cheat, then you know he never will
Harry: bro i just found that on a website u cheatin ho
Harry: cheatin ho
Louis: ihy haz
Louis: like 4 rellz
Harry: im tall youre not hah
Louis: bROOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU RUIN ME
Louis: also youre so fake not eleanor would buy you as her puppy
Harry: what did ye say 2 me virtual face
Louis: o nothgin
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From Fame To Blame ∞ l.s
FanfictionThey chat like teenagers and things get spicy. The grammar is absolutely horrible, but I'm too lazy to edit it.
