Hell's Hazbin Heroes

New Pentious

{A/N: 1 Month Later}

Nico's POV:

Ever since we won the war against Heaven, business has been booming at the hotel. Even as we speak, Alastor & I are overlooking the lobby as hundreds of sinners are checking in and reporters are asking Vaggie questions about where we go from here.

Vaggie: "Hello and welcome to the Hazbin Hotel. My name's, uh, changing. For now, call me Vaggie. Have a lovely day; here's your key; thank you so much for staying with us. Thanks for signing the guest book. This is like being in the army. I know you're here, Alastor. Could you and Nico help out, please?"

Alastor takes my hand in his as we disappear into our shadows and reappear at the front desk.

Alastor: "Mm, this seems like a you problem, Vagene."

Me: "I'll help."

I turn to one of the new guests and hand them a room key.

Me: "Here you go."

Vaggie: *sighs* "Thanks.-*to Alastor*-And you. What happened to the whole 'host of the hotel' thing?"

Before Alastor can respond, a quintet of reporters crowd me and Vaggie.

Reporter #1: "Where is Charlie Morningstar? Is it true she drinks angel blood to improve her'gay powers'?"

Me: "Excuse me?"

Meanwhile, Lucifer is standing in the lobby's center, wearing a robe, drinking coffee, and rocking a bedhead look. But when Alastor appears next to him, Lucifer glares.

Reporter #2: "Is she off killing more angels? The public has a right to know."

Alastor holds Lucifer back as the latter tries to hit him before walking away as Alastor disappears again.

Reporter #3: "Is it true this hotel is recruiting a hellish army? And should I divorce my wife?"

Vaggie: "Um, no. What?"

Meanwhile, Husk is busy tending to the guests' drinks.

Husk: "I have 3 Torment & Tonics, 4 Virgin Sacrifice Piña Coladas, and something called a Harder Daddy?"

Angel: "Oh, that one's for me. My favorite drink and life motto."

Angel takes his drink from Husk while Fat Nuggets munches on the nuts in the bowl on the bar.

Angel: *sips drink* "Whoo! That's a hard daddy."

Husk: "Angel, how about you help me serve these drinks instead of letting your pig gobble my nuts."

I snicker at the innuendo, earning a smirk from Angel as he pets Fat Nuggets.

Angel: *gasps* "Husk, don't say it like that. He's little. Besides, I am working. I'm celebrity endorsing the hotel.-*clears throat*-Who wants to come stay at the Hazbin Hotel with me?"

I smirk as a crowd gathers around Angel.

Sinner: "I love come."

Fan: "I've seen all his movies. I've jerked off to all his movies."

Note to self: Keep that guy far away from Angel.

Husk moves away from the crowd toward Cherri.

Husk: "Cherri, how about you? You're part of the hotel now, right? Why don't you help out?"